Charge quotes from Sea Patrol

RO

Sir. It’s good to have you back.

Mike

Good to be back, RO.

Charge

Starting to look like your old self again, sir.

Mike

I don’t know if I'll be winning any beauty pageants, Charge. Don’t know why I’d be entering any.

Mike

But Bomber and Swain did a pretty good job of patching me up.

Bomber

One of the more enjoyable jobs I’ve had to do as second medic. I’m gonna miss you guys.

Mike

Not as much as we’ll miss you. [Turns to Bird.] What do you think, Bird? This Navy life. Is it all worth it?

Bird

Yeah, I reckon it’s okay, sir.

Mike

Great. [Walks over to Kate and Dutchy.] So, who has the ship?

Kate

I do, sir.

Mike

Very good. Take us home, X.

Mike

You hear there, this is the captain speaking. We’ll be in port within the hour. Once along side, those not on watch will be free to enjoy some R and R.

Yes! What do you say, ROey, you gonna cut lose tonight or what?

RO

Sadly I’m on watch, 2Dads.

Ah, bummer. What about you, Bird? [Mimes having a drink.]

Bird

Uh, I’ve got food to prep for tomorrow.

How boring are you guys? Looks like I'm gonna have to have enough fun for the three of us!

Mike

Remember 2Dads, this is a good will visit. Let’s not wear out our welcome on the first night.

Charge

I’ll keep an eye on him, sir.

Kate

Who’ll keep an eye on you?

Dutchy

Ah, that’d be my job, ma’am.

Kate

That doesn’t fill me with confidence, either.

Dutchy

Oh, would you look...?

Kate

Captain has the ship.

Dutchy

What rubbish!

Kate

You know, I might just have to come along and keep an eye on all of you.

Ah, I’m a free man. You know what that means, yeah?

Charge

Yeah. You can make a fool of yourself getting rejected by a whole bevy of beautiful women.

No, no, no. Not when you guys tell them how I single-handedly saved a warship!

Oh.

Warship! Come on, right there.

Swain

Get used to it, Bird, he’ll be dining out on this for years.

Charge

By the way, your shout, 2Dads.

Charge

There seems to be a ring on my finger, and Lani has one too.

I hope Lani’s a girl.

Charge

Do I look like a radio officer? Yes, she’s a girl.

Mike

Ryan. There’s Ryan.

Charge

Where?

Mike

Wait here! [He runs off.]

Charge

Sir?

Mike

Ryan!

Did our CO just do a runner?