Hey I just wanted to take a second to thank you, For constantly berating me doubting my abilities and the overall devastation of my self-esteem.
My pleasure.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy.
Carla, have you seen Newbie?
Oh, he got off your leash?
Give me a break. The kid's like.... have you ever seen a drunk baby? It's a long story, involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say that it turns out at first it's endearing to watch them bounce off the walls, but man, you take your eyes off them for one second and bam! They've got a bucket on their head and they're plowing through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box. The point is that Newbie is my drunk baby.
Elliot, if you need any help, just ask Dr. Diagnosis. You can be my sidekick! Bangs McCoy!
Saaaay... that was some real Nancy Drew work there... Nancy. I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing!
Don't feel weird because you're threatened by my gift. Many are.
Did you somehow think that you weren't annoying enough without adding a delusional sense of grandeur? Because I promise you, you ARE annoying enough. In fact, you're the number one contender for the Middleweight Annoyance Crown.
Well, you're the number one jealous weight for the jealous... weight jealous... champ.
HE'S DONE IT! HE'S DONE IT! DORIAN IS THE MOST - ANNOYING - MAN - IN THE WORLD! WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT, A JOURNEYMAN ANNOYER LIKE DORIAN?... [trails off as he leaves the room]
You are a close second!
Well?
It's blue. I'm not pregnant.
Ohh.
You know what's weird? I'm relieved, I just feel... kinda sad, because I think about how beautiful our son is and I... kinda wish it had gone the other way, you know? [She notices Cox is no longer there.] Sweetie?
[Cut to Cox running down the middle of a busy road, deliriously happy.]
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! IT CAME OUT BLUE! IT'S BLUE! SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! IT'S BLUE! IT CAME OUT BLUE!
[as a leprechaun] Top o' the mizzle to ya, me nizzles!
KKylie
I'm getting my Masters in Political Science.
I love politics, ask me anything. [narration] What are you doing? You don't know anything about politics. You're screwed unless she asks about Bush or the bald assistant president who has all those heart attacks.
[Turk is sitting on a counter, waiting for Carla and holding her purse.]
What in the hell are you doing?
I get to have sex!
I hate this place.
Dude, the only difference between a black girl and a white girl is that when a black girl asks you if her ass looks big, you say, "Hell yeah!"
Hey, grouchy pants! Do you wanna hang out?
Does "hang out" mean choke you?
So, Nurse Ghandirella, I need you to suction this guy, do a wet-to-dry dressing change, and, oh, what the hell, go ahead and top him off with one of your special, special sponge baths. Happy ending optional; his choice, not yours.
This guy's in a coma.
Not all of him.
[after defeating Carla in arm wrestling] DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!
Jordan, your only skill is illegal in 26 states.
It's 27. Arkansas buckled.
I can't believe Turk and Carla are kicking me out.
Mm. When I was fifteen, my parents threatened to do the same thing, so I called them on it.
They let you stay?
Nope. I lived with the Babcocks for two years. I didn't have a lot of rules, though, because they were really old and they thought I was a ghost.
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