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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Cox and Carla in “Unfinished Business”

Carla, have you seen Newbie?

Oh, he got off your leash?

Give me a break. The kid's like.... have you ever seen a drunk baby? It's a long story, involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say that it turns out at first it's endearing to watch them bounce off the walls, but man, you take your eyes off them for one second and bam! They've got a bucket on their head and they're plowing through your brand new flat screen TV. God save me, it was barely out of the box. The point is that Newbie is my drunk baby.

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