Welcome to the Crystal Cove haunted tour. I'm your ghoulish guide Velma. The first documented case of the curse of Crystal Cove is from 1630, when a garrison of Spanish conquistadors mysteriously vanished from the harbor.
Oh, that is so scary! Where did they go?
What part of the word "mystery" didn't you understand? The curse struck again in 1765 when an entire town of missionaries likewise disappeared. Anyway, things were pretty quiet until 100 years later, when Cletus Darrow found gold here and renamed the town Crystal Cove. Most people thought the curse had been lifted, until the entire Darrow family disappeared one Halloween and was never seen again. (Velma plays a tape of the Darrow family screaming) Moving on. (Velma leads the tourists inside to the exhibits) Since the disappearance of the Darrow family, Crystal Cove has been a hub of paranormal activity. You might recognize some of our more famous visitors. Ghostly deep sea diver Captain Cutler, Miner '49er, Charlie the Haunted Robot, and who could forget the terrifying stylings of Space Kook? Not me.
Oh! How frightening!
Oh! Absolutely blood-curdling.
Not really. They all turned out to be fakes. (The tourists gasp and talk amongst themselves) Yep. Captain Cutler, was just some guy who was hijacking boats. Miner '49er's real name was Hank. Charlie belongs to Mr. Jenkins who thought it would be easier to run an amusement park with a crazy robot. And Space Kook? Oh! Don't get me started! (Angie and Dale cover Velma's mouth)
Thank you, Velma. Well, that concludes the terror-ific tour.
Don't forget to stop in at the haunted snack shop for souvenirs and your complimentary undead sipper cup. (The tourists run off) What do you think you were doing?
Are you trying to destroy our business?
Reboot, parentals. I was just being honest.
Those were isolated incidents in Crystal Cove's otherwise-unblemished supernatural past of hauntings and paranormal happenings.
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