It looks like an avocado orchard.
SSShaggy and Scooby
Ooh. Guacamole.
Lithium. Toxic. See what it's doing to the Avocados?
(The gang looks at the tracks and think they see the Scarebear in the dark, George Avocados arrives)
That's Avocados, you delinquent. What are you doing on my land?
Like, dude, this is your land?
My family has farmed avocados on this land for generations. Because you horrid children unmasked my dear father as a diamond thief, my reputation has been besmirched, forcing me to work my fingers to the bone so I can keep myself in the wealthy manner to which I have become accustomed.
You know, if you're looking to make some money, I bet you could sell that coat for... (Avocados looks a bit annoyed at her) Hmm.
(A small creature falls to the ground, and runs with spider paws to the top of the tree)
Uh, is that normal avocado behavior?
Destroido! They're ruining my crops, and there's nothing I can do about it!
Because, dim young man, Destroido won't even allow me onto their property without a Destroido passport, which only they can issue. Now, get off my land.
The Planispheric Disk are ours!
I believe it's time to put all of it together.
(The old gang goes to the lair and find that the pieces are gone, only DVD)
(Ricky plays the DVD on the DVD player)
(Video starts)
If you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's happened to your pieces of the Planispheric Disk. In a word, you've been scammed, conned, bamboozled.
That's 3 words, Fred, but I think they get the idea. We did this to you.
And we will be more than happy to tell you how we did it.
It was all an elaborate plan masterminded by your very own Freddie.
We created Krampus by borrowing Charlie the Haunted Robot and dressing him up in clothes we bought off German gypsies who live in Crystal Cove's haunted forest.
As for Krampus moving around, he was being remote controlled by Jason Wyatt, who agreed to help for lenience from the Mayor on his mother's sentence.
Like, Jason also helped create an invisible aerosol that was used to turn hair white and make it grow long for added effect.
We needed to keep you away from the vault. You following us following Krampus was the perfect way to keep you distracted so we could carry out our master plan: Breaking into Mr. E's vault.
Freddie planted a bug on Brad Chiles' clothing so that we could get the code to the vault.
SScooby
And once we had that code...
We could give it to our operative. Someone with intimate knowledge of Mr. E's lair: Hot Dog Water.
(surprised) Hot Dog Water?
I still know how to get in touch with her.
Like, when Velma told Hot Dog Water what we had planned, HDW was in.
SScooby
And while we stole the real pieces...
You were stealin' fake ones.
The real pieces were instead safely hidden with the one person no one would ever suspect: Fred's fake father, the ex-Mayor Jones.
My not-really-my-dad dad may have betrayed us once to get the disk pieces, but when he heard what we were planning, he was more than glad to help us take you down.
And, like, Mary Anne Gleardan also agreed to help us after the current Mayor offered her lenience on her sentence.
SScooby
She really wants to go back to the 7th grade.
I guess I secretly hoped you guys might not try to steal the pieces from us. But I guess I always knew you would. Which leaves me with only one thing left to say: Real mom, real dad, don't expect me home for dinner. Ever.
SScooby
And we're taking Nova with us, too. You don't deserve her.
(Video ends)
(The old gang is shocked)
Oh. Let's see what it looks like: The whole Planispheric Disk.
(The gang reassembles the pieces of the Planispheric Disk)
(The disk is shining)
We have the whole thing. That leaves only one question.
SScooby
What do we do now?
(The next scene depicts the crystal coffin with eyes glowing beneath Crystal Cove)
CCCrystal coffin's voice
Nibiru. (laughs)
ZDr. Zin
(crying) I have failed you, my dragon. What bitterness to lose with the Quest-X power source in our grasp. It's all your fault!
DDynomutt
My fault? Gee, what'd I do? I hadn't a clue!
BFBlue Falcon
Allow me to elucidate, Dog Wonder. It's time you knew the truth.
(In the flashback, Radley Crown shoots the gun to Dragon, Dragon grabs him)
BFBlue Falcon
(narrates) You were once an ordinary but beloved security dog... until tragedy struck.
(The dog bites Dragon's back that explodes, dog loses consciousness)
(Next scene in the laboratory)
QDr. Quest
Radley, I was able to replace most of Reggie's damaged body parts with robotic replacements. Now, for the tricky part: the heart.
RBRace Bannon
But doctor, are you telling me you're going to power this dog with the most powerful generator on the planet?
QDr. Quest
He's a living thing, Race, and deserves no less.
(Flashback ends)
(Dynomutt chuckles)
But Dynomutt wasn't the only cyborg created in that explosion, was he, Dr. Zin?
ZDr. Zin
No. Stealing the Quest-X was to be a trial run for my greatest creation: the Dragon battle suit. So, precious was this invention, I trusted only one person to test it: my own daughter. The accident fused the suit to Jenny and has been feeding off of her life force ever since. How did you know?
The Dragon registered a heat signature on Mr. E's scanners.
But why the obsession with Dynomutt?
ZDr. Zin
Not the dog, the Quest-X inside! With that to power the Dragon suit, my Jenny would survive. But now...
BFBlue Falcon
I had no idea.
DDynomutt
Oh, my goodness gracious! Why didn't you say so? Never to busy to help a fellow cyborg with a jump start.
(Dynomutt uses a power cable to the Dragon suit)
BFBlue Falcon
Dog Wonder, no! The feedback could destroy you both!
(The Dragon suit almost exploded with a flash, it raised and opened itself to release Dr. Zin's daughter, Jenny, she collapsed, Dr. Zin helped her)
SScooby
Aww! Isn't that sweet? (giggles)
ZDr. Zin
Robot dog, meddling kids, man in bird suit, you have my thanks. I have spent so many years pursuing my evil plan of global domination, I sometimes forget the beauty of a simple act of selfless kindness. (Fred and Daphne smile at each other) (mocking) It's a pity you must all now be destroyed as this island explodes with the fury of 1,000 suns! (Both Dr. Zin and Jenny laugh)
JJenny
Good one, dad! Let's motor.
(Dr. Zin and Jenny escape with their jetpacks)
DDynomutt
Well, for an evil, crazed scientist, he certainly has a unique sense of humor.
(The gang with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt escape the island)
FSFriar Serra
You are still in danger. The story of Crystal Cove is a lie. The donkey never tried to help save the town, but to destroy it. There were 4 of us and Porto in the Fraternum House Mysterium, a group of mystery-solving friars. We encountered a conquistador. He told us a tale of great evil before his madness got the best of him, and he vanished in the night, he left behind two oddly-marked disk pieces. We quickly became obsessed with the pieces. We realized that there was an evil at work. We attempted to destroy the pieces to rid us and the town of evil, but the evil would not allow us. The evil manipulated Porto. Porto set out to destroy the town. We chased Porto to the alligator-infested swamps, outside of town. Porto was dragged away by the alligators, but not before I was able to retrieve the one piece he took. The other piece, thankfully was lost at the bottom of the ocean when Crystal Cove sank into the sea. It was up to me, now, to hide the last piece. Beware, Nibiru is coming. This has all happened before, it begins with the animal. Always the animal. Heed the warning of the alligators! The dog dies! (Friar Serra's corpse crumbles to dust)
SScooby
(gulps) "The dog dies"? Is he talking about me?!
Don't get too close. They still might have some alien brain-stealing items ready to deploy.
That might be true if they were really aliens, but they are, in fact, (unmasks the Grey, Nordic Alien and Reptoid) Traveler O'Flaherty, Sheela O'Flaherty and Connor O'Flaherty.
Ah, usually, we all recognize the villain and shout out his name in unison.
Yeah, Velm. Mind cluing us in?
I know all the criminals in Crystal Cove, and these jerks aren't ringing a bell.
Like, you had a wanted poster for them on your wall.
Oh, please. Nobody ever pays attention to those. What is this, the old west?
TOTraveler O'Flaherty
Were that it were, boyo. Then perhaps we could've earned an honest living. When I was a wee lad, we couldn't even afford peat for our fire. So I had to lift it. It turned out I was a right good thief, but then I discovered there were things I could steal other than coal, and wouldn't you know it, my kids had an aptitude for the family business as well. We started getting a reputation for our business, and there were our faces splashed all over the universe. Aye. 'Twas then we got the idea for the costumes because who'd ever say they saw an outer space creature stealing a flat-screen television set? I found out about the Blakes purchasing the Pangaea. Seemed like it was right up our alley, and we'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you frittering snappers. (after a short silence) Meddling kids!
But I know what I saw: the aliens, the cornfield, my nose chip!
Actually, Sheriff, during your hypnotic regression, Shaggy and Scooby smelled something on your breath.
SSShaggy and Scooby
Bad clams.
The clams induced a hallucination that made everything seem real.
What about the lights on the road?
A weather balloon that got loose from the army.
And the Mystery Machine fritzing out?
Too many people turning on their air conditioners at the same time created an electromagnetic pulse that shut the Mystery Machine's engine down.
A farmer writing "I love you", to his wife for their anniversary.
Aw, we must've been standing in the "O" of "love".
It was the "O" of "love", Fred.
So I wasn't repeatedly abducted and experimented on by aliens?
Doesn't seem so, Sheriff.
Then I'm no longer a victim. And you, O'Flaherty family, are under arrest for THIEVERY AND IMPERSONATION OF INVADERS FROM OUTER SPACE, AND you're going away for a long, long time.
I mapped all the attacks on all the farms in the area, and look, they create an outline of a magnifying glass just like the one the old Mystery Incorporated used as their symbol. It's centered around Destroido.
Cute little moo cows turned into horrible monsters. There's only one mind evil enough to come up with something like that.
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred
Professor Pericles.
Velma, is there anyway we can spy on the old Mystery Incorporated? Didn't you say Hot Dog Water hooked us up somehow at Destroido?
I almost forgot. Hot Dog Water left us a back door into the Destroido security system when she was there stealing the Planispheric Disk pieces.
(Velma gets the high volume of the laptop)
You have gone too far this time, Pericles. Too far! (The next scene depicts the conversation of Ricky (Mr. E) and Professor Pericles) This macabre herd of skull cattle you've created is costing millions of Destroido's money. My money. And I currently have 28 of my best scientists listed as presumed missing.
SScientist
(heard in the other room) No, NO! AAAAAHH!
Ricky, one cannot make a genius omelet without breaking a few worthless eggs. Right, Brad and Judy?
You said it, Professor Pericles.
He's a genius, right, Brad?
He sure is, Judy. He sure is.
And make no mistake, Ricky, I will break any egg that gets in my way: Ed Machine, Cassidy Williams, or perhaps even you. My herd of skull cattle is perfect in every way. I have crossbred cows, piranhas, and bees to create ultimate monsters. And I'm their master. My precious creations exist for one purpose: to devour Crystal Cove. My herd of male drones shall level this city to the ground, leaving nowhere for the Mystery kinder to hide the Planispheric Disk.
(The next scene depicts that the gang listened Pericles's evil plan)
Like, he's gonna destroy Crystal Cove!
Come on, gang. We have to warn the town.
All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
Perhaps as-- as-- a species our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any Sheriffs.
Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
I think I have it. It's all the little pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet cheese.
I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
SScooby
Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
I don't know. I don't know. I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.
(The Zombies Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics arrive and play their hit at the top of City Hall)
ZRZombie Rude Boy
(laughs)
(Martha, Ian and the gang covered their ears except Shaggy and Scooby)
We have to fight this MUSICALLY! We need ultimate POWER CHORD!
(Martha, Ian and the people start dancing unwittingly)
I'm fighting it, but I can't resist their catchy use of Caribbean mento and calypso with American jazz and rhythm and blues!
Shaggy, Scooby, why isn't it affecting you?
SScooby
I'm a dog. Music is just noise to us.
And, like, you've heard me sing. I'm totally tone deaf.
Shaggy! Scooby! You're our only hope! It's up to you to save the town! It's up to you to save us!
(Fred, Daphne and Velma start dancing. Shaggy and Scooby are shocked)
Now, let's see who's really behind the evil ska music. Rude Boy is actually... (unmasks the Zombie Rude Boy)
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred
Rude Boy?
(Shaggy, Daphne and Velma unmask the three Zombie Ska-tastics)
IHIan Hope
You're alive! But the plane crashed 30 years ago.
Was an elaborate hoax, wasn't it, Mr. Rude Boy?
RBRude Boy
Oi. You blighters got it in for me, right. But yeah, we faked the whole bloomin' thing. All I ever wanted to do was play ska and be super rich and super famous. But apparently, it just wasn't in the tarot cards, maybe the fact that we only had one song had something to do with it. So me and me mates, the Ska-tastics here, we decided we'd fake our own deaths. Then, we could write the perfect song and return to take the music world by storm.
I don't understand, Rude Boy. Why did you wait 30 years to make a comeback?
RBRude Boy
Ah, don't be such a muppet, Martha Quinn. We planned to be only gone one year, but writing the perfect song took bloomin' forever. By the time we'd cracked it, ska wasn't popular anymore. But everyone loves the undead. So, we began dressing as zombie mogs, riding our undead scooters and wearing polycarbonite-lined skull masks to hide our identity.
So, in the end, desperate for success, Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics unleashed a dancing plague on the world using an inharmonic chord with special frequencies designed to induce post-hypnotic suggestion to sell their music.
Just as I thought, but didn't say. Dance them away, Sheriff. We are done here.
(Rude Boy and the Ska-tastics walk dancing into the police car)
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