Now, let's see who's really behind all this Terrorwood smoke. (unmasks the Fiend)
That doesn't make any sense.
ShaggyYou seemed like the nicest guy.
DDan
It's this place. I can't take it! I've been here since I was born. My family's been caretakers of the Burlington Mansion, and then, the Burlington Library, for generations. I was born here, been here every day of my life, all alone up here on this mountain, tending this darn library! Where it always seemed to be snowing and I could never get warm. Never! I hate the cold. I hate the snow! But the library could never be closed. I never got a vacation, not one. I found out about the Terrorwood when I accidentally burned some. So I decided to use it to scare away anyone and everyone that came here. So eventually, no one would come anymore, and I could close the place forever and go someplace warm. And I would have done it, too, been somewhere warm by now, if it wasn't for you meddling snow-bound brats. (Next scene, outside of Burlington Library, Dan Fluunk is taken into custody by two deputies) I don't mind going to prison. Not one bit! At least I'll finally be someplace warm! (laughs hysterically)
(The gang arrives with Mystery Machine)
Cassidy! We heard about the explosion! Are you hurt?
(Cassidy shows her big shotgun)
Shaggy
She hates ointment!
(The gang gets down behind a big robot soldier, Cassidy shoots it)
Cassidy, what's going on?
Start with why there's a World War II-era robot on the ground.
Shaggy
Like, dude, why were you attacked by a robot?
Actually, I've been attacked by 6 robots. It started last week, and it's getting worse. I would have told you sooner, but you all don't trust me.
With good reason. You lied to us.
I hear you. But I've changed. Ask me anything, and I will tell you the truth.
OK. What's the story with you and Mr. E? Why did you help him?
(Another robot rises in the ocean)
Hold on, gang. Check this out. (picks up a small sea thing inside robot arm) Interesting. This is a Lassiter Gringol mollusk.
Looks like a snail. Yecch!
It is a snail, Scooby, a rare sea snail, (a robot soldier sees the gang, preparing to attack) whose picky mollusk diet restricts it to a deep Costa marine trench, located right off Crystal Cove. These robots must have an underwater origin in that trench. (robot soldier arrives in front of the gang) Aaah!
RSRobot soldier
(speaks in German, tries to attack the gang but it's hit by an arrow and hits the wall)
SSkipper
Go back to the deep where you came from, you scurvy tin fish! You rusty scalawags are worse than sea rats! (to the gang) Sorry about that, kids. Free brine and cuttlefish on the house.
Gang, we need to get to that trench.
And I know someone who can get us there.
It's over, Miss October Pest. Call off the bots. (turns the chair and sees the corpse) Ugh!
Shaggy
Like, that is worse than robots.
Did that thing... just whisper?
I heard it, too. It sounded like...
You think that was her name?
No. Her name was Frau Abigail Glück. She was part of the Benevolent Lodge of Mystery, the mystery-solving gang formed by Burlington in the 1880s. And when I got back from the Burlington Library, someone had pinned a picture of another mystery-solving group on my wall: The Darrow Family.
Including us and the original Mystery Incorporated? That makes 4 groups.
My guess-- there's more. Almost as if this has all happened before.
(Pericles and the Kriegstaffebots appear)
Exactly right. Mystery Incorporated.
EEveryone
Professor Pericles?
Ah! Lovely. I see you have met what's left of Frau Glück. I met Frau Glück in Bavaria in the 1930s. She discovered the missionaries possessed the fifth and the sixth pieces of the Planispheric Disk. She built this lab and a host of robots to aid her search for the pieces. I finally found this lab and continued the Frau's work, building a legion of her Kriegstaffebots to retrieve the pieces for me. My holographic masquerade as Frau Glück bought my bots all the time they needed. And I would have gotten away with eliminating Cassidy if it weren't for you meddling kids. Now that I have everything I need, I can dispose of this place and all of you at the same time. (takes the piece of the Planispheric Disk) Farewell, darling kinder. Farewell. (escapes the underwater lab in an escape capsule)
TTom
Don't worry. She's here somewhere.
(The seal Scooby appears in the water, calling the gang)
Look, gang. He's holding something.
(The seal Scooby shows the broken helmet)
Ah! (The gang is sad) Oh no! No, Fred. (cries)
Easy, Daphne. I'm sure she got out. Right, guys?
Shaggy
Like, yeah. Definitely.
I guess maybe... we were wrong about Cassidy.
It looks like an avocado orchard.
SSShaggy and Scooby
Ooh. Guacamole.
Lithium. Toxic. See what it's doing to the Avocados?
(The gang looks at the tracks and think they see the Scarebear in the dark, George Avocados arrives)
That's Avocados, you delinquent. What are you doing on my land?
Shaggy
Like, dude, this is your land?
My family has farmed avocados on this land for generations. Because you horrid children unmasked my dear father as a diamond thief, my reputation has been besmirched, forcing me to work my fingers to the bone so I can keep myself in the wealthy manner to which I have become accustomed.
You know, if you're looking to make some money, I bet you could sell that coat for... (Avocados looks a bit annoyed at her) Hmm.
(A small creature falls to the ground, and runs with spider paws to the top of the tree)
Uh, is that normal avocado behavior?
Destroido! They're ruining my crops, and there's nothing I can do about it!
Because, dim young man, Destroido won't even allow me onto their property without a Destroido passport, which only they can issue. Now, get off my land.
Now, it's time to see who the Scarebear really is.
(Fred unmasks Scarebear)
EEveryone
Benson Fuhrman?
BBenson
That's right. And Fuhrman isn't my real name. It's Hairmore.
BBenson
Isn't it obvious, man? Hairmore would give me away as the Scarebear and, duh. All I wanted was to expose Destroido for the sick, soul-destroying evil that it is. Destroido ruins lives and pays the victims to keep quiet. Well, this is one victim who won't remain quiet any longer.
How are you a victim? You look fine.
BBenson
Do I, pretty scarlet-headed temptress? What if I told you that I am not, in fact, wearing a bear suit, but I'm covered completely in animal hair?
BBenson
It would be covered, too, square-jawed, handsome young hero, if I didn't have to shave every few hours just to maintain my non-hirsute appearance. You see: I purchased a bottle of gentle rain flower body wash for men, a heavenly scent designed to bring the ladies running. What I didn't know was that the company, Musky Farms, is a division of Destroido, and that there's a side effect. When I contacted Destroido about the product turning me into a hairy bear-man, the company acted as if what had happened to me was nothing. They tried to pay me off. Destroido ruined my life. So I was determined to find evidence that their body wash was toxic. I got the job as head of security and created the Scarebear suit out of taxidermied bear parts. I'm particularly proud of the claws which I purchased from a school for gifted children. I discovered that gentle rain flower was originally marketed as a lawn growth fertilizer that was so toxic, it destroyed an entire town. They didn't even change the formula. I was in the process of uploading the incriminating files to my website when you kids broke into my lab. My plan was to finally expose Destroido tonight at their own charity ball. I wanted to show the entire world what they had done. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling, mutant animal-hating kids.
Gee. I feel kind of bad that we got in the way. Destroido deserves to be exposed.
Unfortunately, since Destroido is its own sovereign nation, I can't arrest anyone.
Oh, Sheriff! (hugs Sheriff Stone) You're wonderful!
Shaggy
Like, speaking of explaining, we still don't know who set the bomb.
The Planispheric Disk are ours!
I believe it's time to put all of it together.
(The old gang goes to the lair and find that the pieces are gone, only DVD)
(Ricky plays the DVD on the DVD player)
(Video starts)
If you're watching this, you're probably wondering what's happened to your pieces of the Planispheric Disk. In a word, you've been scammed, conned, bamboozled.
That's 3 words, Fred, but I think they get the idea. We did this to you.
Shaggy
And we will be more than happy to tell you how we did it.
It was all an elaborate plan masterminded by your very own Freddie.
We created Krampus by borrowing Charlie the Haunted Robot and dressing him up in clothes we bought off German gypsies who live in Crystal Cove's haunted forest.
As for Krampus moving around, he was being remote controlled by Jason Wyatt, who agreed to help for lenience from the Mayor on his mother's sentence.
Shaggy
Like, Jason also helped create an invisible aerosol that was used to turn hair white and make it grow long for added effect.
We needed to keep you away from the vault. You following us following Krampus was the perfect way to keep you distracted so we could carry out our master plan: Breaking into Mr. E's vault.
Freddie planted a bug on Brad Chiles' clothing so that we could get the code to the vault.
And once we had that code...
We could give it to our operative. Someone with intimate knowledge of Mr. E's lair: Hot Dog Water.
(surprised) Hot Dog Water?
I still know how to get in touch with her.
Shaggy
Like, when Velma told Hot Dog Water what we had planned, HDW was in.
And while we stole the real pieces...
You were stealin' fake ones.
The real pieces were instead safely hidden with the one person no one would ever suspect: Fred's fake father, the ex-Mayor Jones.
My not-really-my-dad dad may have betrayed us once to get the disk pieces, but when he heard what we were planning, he was more than glad to help us take you down.
Shaggy
And, like, Mary Anne Gleardan also agreed to help us after the current Mayor offered her lenience on her sentence.
She really wants to go back to the 7th grade.
I guess I secretly hoped you guys might not try to steal the pieces from us. But I guess I always knew you would. Which leaves me with only one thing left to say: Real mom, real dad, don't expect me home for dinner. Ever.
And we're taking Nova with us, too. You don't deserve her.
(Video ends)
(The old gang is shocked)
Oh. Let's see what it looks like: The whole Planispheric Disk.
(The gang reassembles the pieces of the Planispheric Disk)
(The disk is shining)
Shaggy
Like, whoa.
We have the whole thing. That leaves only one question.
(The next scene depicts the crystal coffin with eyes glowing beneath Crystal Cove)
CCCrystal coffin's voice
Nibiru. (laughs)
ZDr. Zin
(crying) I have failed you, my dragon. What bitterness to lose with the Quest-X power source in our grasp. It's all your fault!
DDynomutt
My fault? Gee, what'd I do? I hadn't a clue!
BFBlue Falcon
Allow me to elucidate, Dog Wonder. It's time you knew the truth.
(In the flashback, Radley Crown shoots the gun to Dragon, Dragon grabs him)
BFBlue Falcon
(narrates) You were once an ordinary but beloved security dog... until tragedy struck.
(The dog bites Dragon's back that explodes, dog loses consciousness)
(Next scene in the laboratory)
QDr. Quest
Radley, I was able to replace most of Reggie's damaged body parts with robotic replacements. Now, for the tricky part: the heart.
RBRace Bannon
But doctor, are you telling me you're going to power this dog with the most powerful generator on the planet?
QDr. Quest
He's a living thing, Race, and deserves no less.
(Flashback ends)
(Dynomutt chuckles)
But Dynomutt wasn't the only cyborg created in that explosion, was he, Dr. Zin?
ZDr. Zin
No. Stealing the Quest-X was to be a trial run for my greatest creation: the Dragon battle suit. So, precious was this invention, I trusted only one person to test it: my own daughter. The accident fused the suit to Jenny and has been feeding off of her life force ever since. How did you know?
The Dragon registered a heat signature on Mr. E's scanners.
But why the obsession with Dynomutt?
ZDr. Zin
Not the dog, the Quest-X inside! With that to power the Dragon suit, my Jenny would survive. But now...
BFBlue Falcon
I had no idea.
DDynomutt
Oh, my goodness gracious! Why didn't you say so? Never to busy to help a fellow cyborg with a jump start.
(Dynomutt uses a power cable to the Dragon suit)
BFBlue Falcon
Dog Wonder, no! The feedback could destroy you both!
(The Dragon suit almost exploded with a flash, it raised and opened itself to release Dr. Zin's daughter, Jenny, she collapsed, Dr. Zin helped her)
Aww! Isn't that sweet? (giggles)
ZDr. Zin
Robot dog, meddling kids, man in bird suit, you have my thanks. I have spent so many years pursuing my evil plan of global domination, I sometimes forget the beauty of a simple act of selfless kindness. (Fred and Daphne smile at each other) (mocking) It's a pity you must all now be destroyed as this island explodes with the fury of 1,000 suns! (Both Dr. Zin and Jenny laugh)
JJenny
Good one, dad! Let's motor.
(Dr. Zin and Jenny escape with their jetpacks)
DDynomutt
Well, for an evil, crazed scientist, he certainly has a unique sense of humor.
Shaggy
Let's get out of here!
(The gang with Blue Falcon and Dynomutt escape the island)
Now, let's see who this ghostly monk really is. (unmasks Serra's face)
EEveryone
George Avocados? (The crowd is surprised)
That's Avoc--ah. Oh, forget it. That's right. It is me.
Yes! Finally! I knew you'd be the villain eventually.
All right, you got me. And I suppose you're wondering, after so many prior misdirects, why now.
Actually, no. Not really. We kind of always knew you were evil.
Hmmph! Okay, fine. Then my tale should not surprise. It all began after I failed in politics. I had no choice but to go into the family business: Farming avocados. Everything was going so well until you mystery brats blew up my crops. I then tried my hand at fortune telling. But when that endeavor failed... I fell back on the Avocados legacy of stealing other people's things. I located the Avocados diamond, stolen by my father. Turns out, it actually was disguised as a door knob, not on a door in Crystal Cove, but on a door at the Burlington Library. When I found out it was among the artifacts sent here for the production. I took a job as a janitor. I needed everyone to stay clear of the basement to give me time to look. I hid the body of Friar Serra in a closet and assumed his identity. Knowing this town's gullibility, I knew a ghost story would give me room to hunt. And I would have succeeded, TOO, if it weren't for Vincent van Ghoul.
So the brown residue that was left behind...
That's right. Guacamole! Now, I want my diamond! (tries to grab the diamond staff but Daphne grabbed it)
Let me see something. This crystal is the diamond!
Shaggy
But, like, hold on. If you were the friar, how did you appear at the rehearsals?
I didn't. I assumed that was you meddling kids trying to trick me into revealing myself.
Don't get too close. They still might have some alien brain-stealing items ready to deploy.
That might be true if they were really aliens, but they are, in fact, (unmasks the Grey, Nordic Alien and Reptoid) Traveler O'Flaherty, Sheela O'Flaherty and Connor O'Flaherty.
Ah, usually, we all recognize the villain and shout out his name in unison.
Yeah, Velm. Mind cluing us in?
I know all the criminals in Crystal Cove, and these jerks aren't ringing a bell.
Shaggy
Like, you had a wanted poster for them on your wall.
Oh, please. Nobody ever pays attention to those. What is this, the old west?
TOTraveler O'Flaherty
Were that it were, boyo. Then perhaps we could've earned an honest living. When I was a wee lad, we couldn't even afford peat for our fire. So I had to lift it. It turned out I was a right good thief, but then I discovered there were things I could steal other than coal, and wouldn't you know it, my kids had an aptitude for the family business as well. We started getting a reputation for our business, and there were our faces splashed all over the universe. Aye. 'Twas then we got the idea for the costumes because who'd ever say they saw an outer space creature stealing a flat-screen television set? I found out about the Blakes purchasing the Pangaea. Seemed like it was right up our alley, and we'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you frittering snappers. (after a short silence) Meddling kids!
But I know what I saw: the aliens, the cornfield, my nose chip!
Actually, Sheriff, during your hypnotic regression, Shaggy and Scooby smelled something on your breath.
SSShaggy and Scooby
Bad clams.
The clams induced a hallucination that made everything seem real.
What about the lights on the road?
A weather balloon that got loose from the army.
And the Mystery Machine fritzing out?
Too many people turning on their air conditioners at the same time created an electromagnetic pulse that shut the Mystery Machine's engine down.
A farmer writing "I love you", to his wife for their anniversary.
Aw, we must've been standing in the "O" of "love".
It was the "O" of "love", Fred.
So I wasn't repeatedly abducted and experimented on by aliens?
Doesn't seem so, Sheriff.
Then I'm no longer a victim. And you, O'Flaherty family, are under arrest for THIEVERY AND IMPERSONATION OF INVADERS FROM OUTER SPACE, AND you're going away for a long, long time.
Excuse me, Mr. farmer. What happened to your farm?
FFarmer
Farm? I ain't got no farm. It's gone, all of it. That horrible herd ate everything except the silo. (to Martha) Martha, we are leaving.
Shaggy
Like, did I just heard you say hear? I mean, uh, ha ha ha, hear you say herd.
FFarmer
Skull cattle. Ugliest darn things.
Guys, look at these weird hoof prints. They don't make any sense.
FFarmer
If you really want to get all nosy about it, you should talk to the other farmers in the area. The herd paid them a visit, too.
I mapped all the attacks on all the farms in the area, and look, they create an outline of a magnifying glass just like the one the old Mystery Incorporated used as their symbol. It's centered around Destroido.
Cute little moo cows turned into horrible monsters. There's only one mind evil enough to come up with something like that.
SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred
Professor Pericles.
Velma, is there anyway we can spy on the old Mystery Incorporated? Didn't you say Hot Dog Water hooked us up somehow at Destroido?
I almost forgot. Hot Dog Water left us a back door into the Destroido security system when she was there stealing the Planispheric Disk pieces.
(Velma gets the high volume of the laptop)
You have gone too far this time, Pericles. Too far! (The next scene depicts the conversation of Ricky (Mr. E) and Professor Pericles) This macabre herd of skull cattle you've created is costing millions of Destroido's money. My money. And I currently have 28 of my best scientists listed as presumed missing.
SScientist
(heard in the other room) No, NO! AAAAAHH!
Ricky, one cannot make a genius omelet without breaking a few worthless eggs. Right, Brad and Judy?
You said it, Professor Pericles.
He's a genius, right, Brad?
He sure is, Judy. He sure is.
And make no mistake, Ricky, I will break any egg that gets in my way: Ed Machine, Cassidy Williams, or perhaps even you. My herd of skull cattle is perfect in every way. I have crossbred cows, piranhas, and bees to create ultimate monsters. And I'm their master. My precious creations exist for one purpose: to devour Crystal Cove. My herd of male drones shall level this city to the ground, leaving nowhere for the Mystery kinder to hide the Planispheric Disk.
(The next scene depicts that the gang listened Pericles's evil plan)
Shaggy
Like, he's gonna destroy Crystal Cove!
Come on, gang. We have to warn the town.
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