E Eric
Lisa, how'd you get tickets to the M.C. Hammer concert?
E Eric
They're so hard to get; I just wanted to know how you got 'em.
E Eric
You mean he bribed you with them to go on a date with me?
Eric, it's not what you think.
E Eric
Is it true, yes or no?
Yes, but you don't understand...
E Eric
Oh, I understand. So, when you told me you liked me, that was a lie too? Lisa, I never wanna see you again. (walks out of the Max)
Eric, wait! Eric, listen to me!
(crying) Yes, but when I took the tickets, I didn't like him. Now, I don't like me. (Jessie consoles Lisa)
Jessie (to Eric): You are a selfish, inconsiderate excuse for a human being. If I was a guy, I'd punch you out.
E Eric
Yeah. Too bad you're just a chick.
Just a chick? Just a CHICK?! (punches Eric right in the face)
E Eric
I can't believe you just did that!
C'mon! Want more?! You know, I was really excited about you coming here. I never had a brother, and I thought we could have fun! Be close and do things together. I tried to make us like a real family, but you wouldn't even give it a chance! And you know what? I don't want a brother anymore. (she storms out of the room)
If any one of you sweeties dares bid on my Slater, I'm gonna hunt you down in the streets like a rabid dog!
Lisa (to Brian): Here's something I learned in French class: Au revoir, creep!
Man, we'll never get tickets to the U2 concert.
That's right. Yeah, we told you we had a plan. Hey, have I ever let you guys down before?
The time you snuck us into the drive-in movie in the trunk of your car.
So I forgot the trunk key. You still got to hear the movie.
But it was a Japanese movie.
Hey, I tried to read the subtitles as fast as I could.
(When the gang is followed by two guys into the movie theater )
Kelly (to Zack and Slater): "Oh, just shopping. It's a mall, you know." Right. I hope they kill you two first!
Oh, no, I'm not sleeping here again. Last night, the security dogs were nipping at my underwear.
(to himself) All right. Concentrate, Slater. CONCENTRATE! How can I concentrate? I'm starving! I only had four Twinkies and a box of Ding-Dongs for breakfast!
Ms. Billingham, is the only reason you want me now is because Harvard wants me, too?
B Ms. Billingham
Well, Ms. Spano, we are the "Harvard of the West."
Well Ms. Billingham, thanks, but no thanks. If Stansbury is that hypocritical, then they'll just have to do without Jessica Spano.
AND, without A.C. Slater.
AND, it's Stansbury's loss!
Do you have any brochures I can look at, so I--- (Kelly yanks him by the collar)
(to Slater and Zack) Gentlemen, we have struck gold. Let's work out.
I don't know about you, but working out is the last thing on my mind.
"I hear you, blood"? Where'd you get that?
Jessie (to her dad): I want you to call off the wedding. Leslie's not right for you.
S Mr. Spano
I love Leslie, and she loves me.
But, there's so many other women.
S Mr. Spano
Jessie, I'm your father, and I'll always love you. You're growing up, and soon, you'll have your own life. I want my own life, too. I'm marrying Leslie, and that's final.
Then I won't be there to see it.
I never thought I'd be dating a real princess.
C Christina
And I never thought I'd be dating a real American Cheesecake.
Lisa (to Jessie): Girl, if I were Leslie, I woulda slapped you until my hand hurt, and then I woulda slapped you for making it hurt.
(After Jessie throws a fit and storms off, a group of students look at Kelly )
She's my friend, but not my best friend. (pause) Actually, I hardly even know her.
Kristy, can I have the candle?
K Kristy
Oh, sure. Do you want to lick the icing?
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