Can we still be friends?
Forever.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Starting today, this is where I work. Pretty nice office, huh? You see, the whole gang landed summer jobs at the Malibu Sands Beach Club, with a little help from Lisa, whose parents are club members. (sighs) Girls on the beach, fun in the sun, money in my pocket. This is gonna be the best summer ever.
LLeon
(to all his employees, Zack included) I've owned this club for 15 years. So, I know exactly what you new employees expect: girls on the beach, fun in the sun, money in your pocket. You think this is going to be the best summer ever.
(to the home audience) Boy, this guy's really sharp.
SStacey
I'm looking for a Leon Carosi.
What do you wanna see that jerk for?
SStacey
Because that jerk's my father.
Slater (to Zack): Look, Preppy, you can't just spend the rest of your life in your room.
Well, I don't know, Slater. It's a pretty nice room.
Zack, this is our song, A-12. It's sacred.
No, no, no. A-12 was sacred. Right up until you dumped me for that jerk.
Don't you dare call him a jerk. You don't even know Jeff, and right now, the only jerk I see is you. (slaps him)
Zack (to his date, Kimberly): My gosh, can you believe her? I told her I wanted a strawberry shake instead and she gets all upset.
KKimberly
I heard every word, you creep. How dare you use me to get back at your old girlfriend? (throws the milkshake over him)
Mr. Carosi (to Gary): Look, I... (double take) you sure are tall, son. Have a roll.
GGary
Thanks. I love rolls.
CMr. Carosi
Have a dozen.
Stacey, wait! What were you gonna say to me?
SStacey
Oh, well, you are definitely taller than me.
Slater, who do you think will come out on top today?
Call it a hunch, but I think Screech is gonna kick that commie's butt!
Slater, we're on the air. In this age of Glasnost, you don't say "kick the commie's butt"!
Oh, sorry. What I meant was "kick that commie's heiny"!
Kelly (about Mr. Carosi): Maybe he wants to give us a raise!
Kelly, are you taking stupid pills again? We're lucky he pays us with American money!
[Zack meets a college girl and lies about his age]
[smiling] So what happened, Preppie? Did she turn you down?
Guess again, my high school friend. Danielle my collage friend just asked me to meet her tomorrow night at "The Attic".
Wow, the attic. That is cool. There could be bats up there.
YOU'RE bats, Screech. "The Attic" is an 'over 18' club, and Zack's only 16.
That may be true, Slater. But by tomorrow morning, we'll all be 18.
Oh, no! Mom said I have to move out at 18. I gotta look for a place!
Slater (to Stacey after she causes the kitchen staff strike): Nice going, Terminator 3.
Zach, you wouldn't understand. You live in a world of privilege.
ZZach
And you live next door to me.
[to Zack's pet duck] So long, Becky. And remember... [makes quack sounds]
[to Zack] I heard Donald say that to Huey, Dewey, and Louie.
And you're screwy.
Jessie (to Zack): You need a friend?
Wouldn't hurt.
How about five friends?
Jessie, let's go to the Lost and Found.
Why?
Because you've lost it.
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