Wow, my first Hollywood party. I wonder if the Simpsons are gonna be there?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wow, Lisa, I just saw you on US Gladiators. Wow, you beat up everybody, including the audience.
Nobody messes with Lethal Lisa.
Look at me. I look like Mr. Madonna!
Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Belding Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Sorry, sir. You're not my type.
SMs. Simpson
"To be or not to be. That is the question." Who said that?
You just did, ma'am.
SMs. Simpson
Right! Hamlet.
Zack (to Mr. Belding after he gave him some "candy"): The crunchy part's the thorax.
Santa (to Zack): Have you been a good boy?
Get real!
Ok, who's up next to take a picture with Santa? Tommy, you're back.
TTommy
My mom wanted me to apologize to you.
Aww, that's nice.
TTommy
I'm sorry...you ugly old bat! (runs away)
You little brat!!
Kelly (to Laura): Thinking about Zack?
LLaura
Yeah. I can't believe he took me to go see Santa!
Yeah, I can't believe he didn't make you sit on his knee!
MMr. Moody
(calling security) This is Melvin Moody and I'm in a bad Moody, I mean mood!
(In the hospital, the guys give Frank some cookies as a gift)
FFrank
Ah, cookies, just what the doctor ordered.
Who's your doctor, Famous Amos?
Lisa, don't drink that! (Lisa spits out her water) It might be poison!
You're right. (to Screech) You drink it. (hands the glass of water to Screech)
(sips the water) Hm. Tastes fine to me; I'll live!
LSLisa, Slater, Jessie, Zack, Kelly
Darn!
Hallelujah, we're seniors!
EEverybody
Amen!
Hey, Zack! Last night at the movies you went too far.
(jokingly) I just helped a mother get together with her son. What's so wrong about that?
Wrecking my date with Joanna wasn't funny.
Oh, like it was funny wrecking my study date the night before?
Hey, you started it, man, by making me look like a jerk at the Max!
Well, that's what you are.
What did you say?
You heard me. Now why don't you get out of my face?
And what if I don't, punk?
Then I'll just have to make you, punk!
[Zack and Slater begin fighting]
(after he takes Slater's side in skipping Kelly's test) Come on, Kelly, I bet a lot on this game.
And I bet a lot on you. First, as a friend, then as a boyfriend, now as a principal. I used to think you were something special. I guess I lost that bet.
Well, you're special to me, Zack. Really special!
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