Zack quotes from Saved by the Bell

Everyone tell me your names...

Screech

I'm Screech.

Slater

I'm Slater.

Kelly

(dreamily) I'm yours.

Zack

I'm bummed!

All right. Now, what about my 10 bucks?

Zack

[hands him a 10] Oh, yeah, here you go.

Hey, wait a minute, Jason Bateman's not on a $10 bill.

Zack

Oh, you noticed.

Zack

Did you wash your face today?

Screech

Why would I do that during the week?

Screech

Zack! My worst nightmare has come true!

Zack

You found out that ALF is a puppet.

Screech

He is??!!

Kelly

I'm kinda thinking about being a housewife or an actress. Do you think I'd be a good actress, Zack?

Zack

Every night you star in my dreams!

Mr. Tuttle

You gave away your inventory? The goal of this project is to run a successful business.

Zack

We'd rather be friends.

Mr. Tuttle

I see.

Lisa

So, we're ready for whatever grades you wanna give us.

Jessie

But please don't make it too low. I hyperventilate.

Mr. Tuttle

Ms. Spano, raise that chin. [as the students hum the Battle Hymn of the Republic before the song itself is heard in the background] If you learn that it was a mistake for a company to be cold, calculating, and cutthroat, if you learned that it's better to be happy, healthful, and humane, why, then you've learned the best business lesson of all! You all get an A!

Zack

So I can watch The Young and the Restless.

Jessie

It's more The Blonde and the Useless.

Screech

You homewrecker! Stay away from my mommy!

Slater

She's not your mommy!

Screech

Is that true, daddy?

Zack

I'm not your daddy!

Screech

I'm an orphan.

Do you boys take these girls to be your school wives?

Zack

Oh, you bet!

Slater

I guess.

Screech

WHA-HOO!

That's what Mrs. Belding said when we got married. Girls?

Kelly

I do.

Jessie

I do.

Lisa

I don't.

Jessie

I'm interested in the student body.

Zack

I'm interested in a student body... (looks at Kelly) Hers.

Zack

Mr. Belding, I want to give you a peace offering. Here is California Girls by the Beach Boys.

I already have that album, Zack!

Zack

Uh, this one has, uh, been remixed with...Dolby sound!

Well, OK, but you are still on the hook for meeting with your mother tomorrow.

[while putting on buttoned sweater] I'm taking a different approach with you, Zack.

Zack

[observes Belding's sweater] So you're gonna be "Mr. Rogers"?

You're in the neighborhood.

Zack

We weren't arguing.

Slater

We were doing a math problem, how two and one won't go.

Mr. Dewey

I don't believe it and I don't care. I'm tired, I have a toothache and I have to go home and pump iron.

Zack

Hi, you're new here. I'm Zack Morris.

Slater

And I'm Roger Rabbit, so what?

Slater

(to Kelly) (putting onion ring on her finger) I think we're engaged.

Kelly

I think I'm gonna cry.

Zack

That makes two of us.