Oh, my gosh, that was so much fun!
Not so much for this guy. [picks up a dead rat and throws it away]
All S1
S1 E1#Pilot
Hey! Quit sniffing the Biebs.
I can't help it! He smells so talented!
[Cat starts tickling Sam on the motorcycle]
Don't tickle me.
[Cat stops, puts her fingers in Sam's ears]
Take your fingers out of my ears.
[Cats removes fingers, starts drumming on Sam's helmet with her hands]
This is gonna be a long ride.
S1 E2#FavoriteShow
Our first real customer! Now we're professional babysitters! Shh! Just be cool, he doesn't have to know we're new at this.
He's three feet away.
[Cat turns around and the customer waves at her]
Woop woop woop! Shh! Be cool!
I'll try to control myself.
Try to escape, eh? Well, now you go in the hole, see? [eats the bone rib]
Okay, Math. Let's see. [looks at the t.v.] Channel two plus channel five equals channel seven.
That show was a big hit! What kind of t.v. network cancels a big hit?!
It's insane! They're not even gonna do a big final episode!
What?!
LBLittle boy
Can someone read me a story?
No.
LBLittle boy
Is toothpaste a vegetable?
No.
LBLittle boy
Can I jump off the roof?
SCSam & Cat
Yes.
Look, on t.v. shows, they don't own a usual pear computer, so they change the pear to a banana.
Oh! That's so clever.
[door bell goes "ding dong"]
Ding dong.
Why'd you do that?
Do what?
Aww, you're sweet.
[removes Dice's hat, pulls him toward her by his shirt] Never call me sweet.
You know what you need?
My own unicorn?
S1 E3#TheBritBrats
Wait!
NNona
Yes?
We want to buy that card.
But I'm buying it. Here's my $5.
I'll give you $10 for that card.
I'll pay you $50 for that card.
$100!
$200!
NNona
[brings her hand up to her heart] Ugh, my pace maker!
Alright, I'll buy that bingo card for $500!
[everyone in the room gasps]
NNona
I'm sorry, but I have to sell the card to this little foreign girl.
But…but…but…
Yes!
[the two girls walk off, then they turn around and blow raspberries at Cat]
The next number is…G41.
[everyone awws]
Yes! Look, Ruby, we got another one!
We should go to Vegas!
Okay, the next number is… [sarcastically trying to trick everyone, especially the two little girls] …ahh, there's a scratch on this number; I should probably just throw this one in the trash—
Just say the number!
Get on with it!
…B7.
GRGwen & Ruby
Bingo!!
[everyone awws]
We just won a giant television machine!
Wooo!
CCop
[enters whistling] Okay, this is a raid.
[everyone gasps]
NNona
We are being raided?
CCop
This is an illegal bingo game.
Since when is bingo illegal?
CCop
When you're giving away a prize worth over $2,000.
Cat! You're running an illegal bingo game!
But it was Nona's idea!
NNona
I don't even know these girls!
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