Save your snot!
You're a weird kid!
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You got another robe I could wear? You know, one that doesn't make me look like a vomiting rainbow.
[loudly into a megaphone] I'm stopping my vehicle!
Hi! What's wrong?
YBYoung boy
We can't find our cat.
Shut up, my name is Cat!
YBYoung boy
Can you help us find our cat?
How much Bieber did you sniff?!
And why is there a battery in my burrito?
Let's see. You have red hair and I'm blonde, so I get 130 and you get no-hundred and 20. [gives Cat $20]
Ooo, thank you!
We have to give him C-3PO!
CPR?
Okay, we'll try that first!
Where's my Nona?!
Is it okay if she stays here with us tonight?
NNona
Hmm…sure. I assume you don't have a prison record. [laughs with Cat]
Yeah…you assume that.
Who's gonna make me soup?
NNona
You can learn.
I can?
NNona
Sure, you just open the can, pour it into a bowl, and put it in the microwave.
Wait, slow down…
You left the baby in the bush!?
I'm getting the baby!
Bye! [gum falls out of her mouth and into a trash can] Dang it! My gum fell out of my mouth!
I'm gonna faint. I'm gonna puke. I'm gonna fuke!
How was school?
Learn-y.
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