A character in Sam & Cat
Played by Ariana Grande
Sam & Cat · 122 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Sam & Cat: in 95 of its 122 quotes
Most scenes with: Sam Puckett (73), Dice (14), Nona (10)
Okay, here's your water.
What's this?
Oh, it's from France. It's called "Aqua Toilette."
France. Merci.
Cat"Toilette." That kinda sounds like toilet. [Sam whispers in Cat's ear]
CatOh, God.
CatHot rags!
Shut Up!
Bags on the belt. Shoes off.
CatExcuse me! I'm assuming those in First Class don't have to take off their shoes.
Yes, you do.
CatBut the floor looks really dirty and sticky.
I got this.
[Sam lifts Cat onto conveyor belt and takes off Cat's shoes]
Cat(about Rita Rooney) But-but that's a girl.
Yeah, the meanest girl in the world. She's cruel.
Wait, you're saying that the person picking on you is a girl?
[pushes him] Shut up.
Ow.
[last lines of the series'YOU'RE THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER DON'T LEAVE PLZ]
[in Nona's apartment]
Hey, Nona. What goes…? Hey, what are you doing?
Well, I'm getting ready to go back to Elderly Acres.
What? No! What? No. You can't leave! Well, come on! What's for dinner? I mean, let's go, right? Mac and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese, huh?
I got a phone call. I can go back now. The funk mites are gone.
Well, that's great, but—
And Cat's coming home tonight, and she's going to need her bed back.
But… but I don't want you to leave!
Oh, honey. You'll be all right.
[sobs] No, I won't!
Sam. [Pearphone rings] I think that's your phone ringing.
[answers Pearphone] Who is it?
Sam?
What do you want?
I got good news and bad news.
What?
Well, the good news is I got the cover of the magazine.
Wow. Yeah, great. What's the bad news?
One of the other boys is being taken to a scalp hospital.
That's it?
No, Cat's being arrested.
[The police puts handcuffs on Cat]
CatI mean, it really looks like a wig.
Wait, Cat was really arrested?
Yes. You got to get Nona to come to Arizona and bail her out, or else Cat's going to be in jail for 2 weeks.
Really? Okay, I'll try to tell Nona if I can. Bye.
Bye.
Who was that?
Oh, that was Dice and Cat.
Oh, are they coming back here?
Um, no.
What's going on?
[lying] They decide to stay in Phoenix for 2 more weeks, so Cat says you should stay here and take care of me until she gets back.
Really?
I promise.
Well, I guess I better start dinner then. [laughs]
Yep. Yes, you should. [starts lying on the couch]
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