[last lines of the series'YOU'RE THE BEST ROOMMATE EVER DON'T LEAVE PLZ]
[in Nona's apartment]
Hey, Nona. What goes…? Hey, what are you doing?
Well, I'm getting ready to go back to Elderly Acres.
What? No! What? No. You can't leave! Well, come on! What's for dinner? I mean, let's go, right? Mac and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese, huh?
I got a phone call. I can go back now. The funk mites are gone.
Well, that's great, but—
And Cat's coming home tonight, and she's going to need her bed back.
But… but I don't want you to leave!
Oh, honey. You'll be all right.
[sobs] No, I won't!
Sam. [Pearphone rings] I think that's your phone ringing.
[answers Pearphone] Who is it?
Sam?
What do you want?
I got good news and bad news.
What?
Well, the good news is I got the cover of the magazine.
Wow. Yeah, great. What's the bad news?
One of the other boys is being taken to a scalp hospital.
That's it?
No, Cat's being arrested.
[The police puts handcuffs on Cat]
I mean, it really looks like a wig.
Wait, Cat was really arrested?
Yes. You got to get Nona to come to Arizona and bail her out, or else Cat's going to be in jail for 2 weeks.
Really? Okay, I'll try to tell Nona if I can. Bye.
Bye.
Who was that?
Oh, that was Dice and Cat.
Oh, are they coming back here?
Um, no.
What's going on?
[lying] They decide to stay in Phoenix for 2 more weeks, so Cat says you should stay here and take care of me until she gets back.
Really?
I promise.
Well, I guess I better start dinner then. [laughs]
Yep. Yes, you should. [starts lying on the couch]
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