Donkeylips quotes from Salute Your Shorts

Donkeylips

Cross my heart and hope to die...stick a pizza in my mouth.

Donkeylips

[rapping] I'm a rappin' mouse, and I live in a house, but they say I'm a louse, so I must be a horse, of course.

Donkeylips

Great! Just when things are going good, I get this! Garbage! All my life is garbage!

Sponge

So pick up your life and stuff it back into this trash bag. Come on!

Sponge

How could you be so dumb?

Donkeylips

It's not my fault, it's my pocket's fault!

Sponge

You owned the pants, you own your pocket, it's your fault!

Donkeylips

No! My mom brought the pants, it's her fault!

Donkeylips

My mom says I'm the right weight.

Telly

Yeah, if you were nine and a half feet tall.

Donkeylips

I love this guy! He once did a whole show butt-naked!

Sponge

How could you tell? It's radio!

Michael

Oh they're broken.

Sponge

Oh no...

Michael

What are we gonna do now?

Sponge

I'm gonna...throw up.

Michael

No not now...

Donkeylips

Whoa! Power puke!

Donkeylips

Hey cool, There's a machine that sells balloons in here!

Sponge

Let me see.

Donkeylips

I can't.

Sponge

Why?

Donkeylips

Because I dropped the key in the toilet.

Ug

Drop and give me 20.

Donkeylips

But I can only do 8.

Ug

Make it...50!

Ug

My pepper's moving.

Sponge

Genocide. He ate an entire city, didn't he realize?

Donkeylips

Man, I never saw Ug power puke like that. Down at the fishing dock, on Dr. Kahn's sofa, the chapel, everywhere.

Sponge

Everyone gone in just one bite: the mayor, the police department...

Donkeylips

You know, I wonder if they'll be able to hose down the tennis court for tomorrow's match.