Great! Just when things are going good, I get this! Garbage! All my life is garbage!
So pick up your life and stuff it back into this trash bag. Come on!
How could you be so dumb?
It's not my fault, it's my pocket's fault!
You owned the pants, you own your pocket, it's your fault!
No! My mom brought the pants, it's her fault!
ZZZ.Z.
Look at it this way: cleaning up camp helps the environment!
Look at it this way: zip it!
My mom says I'm the right weight.
Yeah, if you were nine and a half feet tall.
Hi guys. I come bearing good news.
ZZZ.Z.
They hung the chef?
DDina
Either this is some kind of sauce or my bratwurst is sweating.
ZZZ.Z.
Maybe it's a species of lima bean.
I don't think lima beans have little twitching legs.
Wrestling is about dressing up like Sergeant Slaughter and jumping from the top rope
I love this guy! He once did a whole show butt-naked!
How could you tell? It's radio!
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