Rugrats · Season 1
[They have some green gelatin]
Now, what do we do?
It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.
[They pick some up and put it on a leaf]
Ew, this crayon's too mushy.
Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.
[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.
Jail is like a bazillion times more horribler than Time Out!
Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?
She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]
[angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!
She think we're all little...
[The last word is censored by Charlotte's terrified scream]
Oh, no!
[Watching this on TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu are shocked]
That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!
But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!
[hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...
[The last word is censored by a test pattern screen]
See? See? She did say it!
The biggest kid ever to still be sucking on a pacifier.
I look scary like Reptar!
I thought you would a monster something.
That's what I saw too, I'm Freddie.
Hi, Freddie. I'm Chuckie.
I got to nice spot by the tree. You wanna sit with me?
Well, I...I was gotta pick some dandy lions.
We could do that. As long as we care for not to get any stuck up on nose.
[after the man in the Reptar suit hugs Chuckie] You know, Betty, I guess this is a kinder, gentler Reptar.
Goodbye video sales!
Hello, Sweetie. Now, now, Dylan Prescott, let a smile be your umbrella. There, that's better.
Someone's ready for a nap.
I'm glad it was just a dream, Chuckie.
You guys be careful. [He stepped on a Little People toy] Little Louie. [He gasps in horror]
The things I do for you dumb babies.[She puts the sand Chuckie's shorts] Here they are, the babies!
Babies and gentlemen, Angelica Pickles is proud to present.... Angelica Pickles. [She began to sing while the babies just quietly walked away from her] Look at me! Look at me! You can't believe that I'm so pretty. Look at me! I'm so smart! And I'm only three. Look at me! Look at me! Look at meeeeeeee! Yes!
Hey, Aunt Didi, Aunt Betty! Wanna hear the song I'm singing for the fall festival parade?
[Didi and Betty walk up to Angelica]
Uh, thank you, Angelica, but we've heard it several times already!
All right, I'll sing it again!
Dil's not on TV! He trapped inside the compooper!
How'd he get in there?
I bet Tommy knows, it was HIS fault!
Spike! Leave that poor cat alone!
Dil, I'm sorry about what I said.
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