Rugrats · Season 1
[At the Clam Canyon, Tommy and Angelica eat ice cream while Stu and Didi split a bucket of clams]
This food was worth the whole trip.
I'll say, you never know where you'll find good seafood.
You know, Angelica, this Clam Canyon is great but I think I had more fun at the Graham Canyon.
[last words] It's GRAND Canyon. [to Cynthia] Cynthia, it's impossible to teach babies anything.
[a la Demi Moore] Oh, look at you! Oh, I could kick myself for letting you having that gum, Prudence!
Mmm, what do you say to a little bet? Make things more interesting. Say, five bucks a hole?
[loudly] Shame on you, Drew! Betting is a bad, bad thing! [quietly] Make it ten!
[crying] I want my ice cream!
We didn't really pay enough attention to the kids today.
You're right, Stu. We got a couple of free games. Maybe we could let the kids play. It won't take long.
[sobbing and groveling] Oh, please, no! Anything but that! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!
Could we find something the kids will like?
Wanna play in my doll, Stuie. [He brings his doll and broke. Lil start public crying and then Stu]
[Stu crying]
Looks like trouble.
[Stu crying continues]
What's wrong, Stuie?
Toy broke.
I miss my daddy!
[Tommy starts rubbish crying]
[Mighty Roaring] LOOK AT YOU! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! While you were insulting each other and bringing up every petty difference from your past, you've forgotten about your children, the most important thing in your insignificant lives! [Roaring] YOU OUGHTA BE ASHAMED!
Charles is right. Our behavior's been absolutely disgusting. I'm a failure and I've let everybody down while I should be—
[panic] Yeah, yeah. Whine later, ya' little man. We gotta find the kids!
[voice only] First, it gets really, really cold. [A "snowball" passes by, revealing a man throwing artificial snow through a wreath-adorned hole on a wall, powered by a fan, voice only] Then, the grown-ups start acting really nice...[Camera pans down to a line of people, waiting to see Santa. Chuckie is talking to Tommy]...and smiling all the time. And that's not the worse part! One night... he comes!
Who comes?
The scariest guy in the world! [show close-up of Chuckie's face] Santa Claus!
Chuckie! You can't be scared of Santa! He's big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
That's not what I heard!
[Pan across to Santa's house]
Okay, who's next to see Santa?
[Cut to an excited Angelica]
Me, me, me! [She rushes towards Santa, pushing a kid out of her way and plopping right into Santa's lap]
Oh, uh... Ho ho ho! And how are you today, little, um...
Angelica.
Angelica! And why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas.
[A photographer takes a picture of Santa and Angelica, who grins widely]
I want a Luxurious Hair Cynthia Doll.
Of course you do. And if you're a good little girl...
[She interrupts Santa to continue her list] A "Teenage Nuclear Fusion Squad" Video Game...
Well...
A Rocco Mr. X Exploding Smash-Up Doll, a "Beverly Hills Cynthia" Lunch Box, a pony, and a 9-11 Surgical Kit With Working Stethoscope.
Yes, that's an awful lot of presents...
[shouting in Santa's face] I'm not finished yet!
It all started when the first present was given by the Pilgrims a long, long time ago. After that, everybody started giving presents...even the Easter Bunny started giving them 'til Santa slapped him with a lawsuit.
[Fade to a wide shot of the cabin outside. Santa and eight reindeer fly over head. Sparkles fly out of the rear to form the words "Merry Christmas"]
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
My batteries don't need no doggone recharge, for your information.
Does that mean we're never gonna see Chuckie again?
Oh noooo!
Who's gonna have all his toys?
I wonder if I could have them!
I thought of it first!
Did not!
Did too!
Did not!
Aaah! Somebody help me! I can't see! Well, I can see a little.
Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.
Like what? You wanna eat the rest of my crayons!?
Oh, no! All over my new sweater!
But, Chuckie, that wasn't your slide. That was a big kids' slide. There's no reason you can't go down your slide.
I tried, Tommy. I really tried, but it's no use. Now I am a-scared of every slide in the world.
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