TV show quotes
[repeated lines] I'm Randy Panda!
I know who's in that truck! It's time I deciphered the license plate code! It says...
I'm Randy Panda! I'm Randy Panda!
What?! [In a rage, she throws Randy Panda and he breaks]
And the Thief is...
[The channel suddenly changes]
Wayne Skyla with 'The Weather'!
[Angelica gasps and sees Tommy's foot on the remote]
Heh, heh, oops?
[Angelica then emits a scream so loud, it can heard across the galaxy]
Do you know what today is Chuckie?
There goes our brave baby.
It's fun playing blocks with you, Kimi.
Boy, writing this history of my allergies is really inspiring. It's full of dramatic detail. Like the day my cat Yeowler had to be given away. I had him a whole year. But all of a sudden, I started sneezing every time I got near him. At least he went to a good home. [Kira kisses him and he chuckles] Oh, that reminds me.
3,000 hours ago, you, me, Chuckie, and Kimi became a family. Happy anniversary, Kira.
Okay, little ones, time to play outside. Except for you, Kimi. Chuckie put his toys away, now it's your turn.
[Mylan crying]
Chuckie doesn't different, like this. Why doesn't Chuckie wanna play with me?
He don't even know what their special day.
Something's going on with Kimi and Chuckie. Maybe If I got them playing together.
[We cut to the next scene with popsicle sticks]
I can't wait to see what you two build together. What will it be? A spaceship?
Ms. Chuckie's Mommy, Can I have a popsicle stick too with a popsicle still on it?
Sure, Angelica.
So, Chuckie.
[Chuckie starts to sneeze, turning towards to Angelica, and sneezed on Angelica's face]
Aaah! Yuck! I asked for a popsicle! Not a SNOT-sicle! [She rubbing her nose]
Sorry. I got to go potty.
Chuckie, I've been trying to tell you.
Wow! It shaped like a moose!
It is? I mean... I knew that.
[She hugged Chuckie] Oh, Chuckie!
Dandelion season already? Oh, I better give Chuckie his allergy medicine.
I love my new gold locket.
[He sneezed one last time and sighs] Gold lockets.
First I get sun-bopped like a rag doll, and fluffed with an old feather duster, then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother... Because I'm the Goddess Dodo! Well my name is Didi! Didi Pickles! Not a Goddess... A woman... Who loves nothing more than being a wife and mother and WANTS HER MONEY BACK!
[about the doll] All the baby action with none of the slop!
This place is SOOO yesterday.
See ya.
Wait! [she trips on a rock mud]
Everything's back to norman.
I may look 3, but inside I'm ALL FOUR!
[giggles] Choo-choo, train! Hey, Mr. Train! Choo-choo! [laughs] Choo-choo, everybody!
You're good with trains, Chuckie!
Choo-choo! A funny train, too. Choo-choo!
[In the kitchen, Minka and Boris are showing Stu and Didi a guide booklet about a scenic train ride. Stu is reading the paper, and looks over nervously at Chuckie playing with his toy train]
An old-fashioned train, taking us to Little Biendeltown. It's like a dream come true. [hands the booklet to Didi]
Biendeltown? "A recreation of the Old Country with all its' whimsical charms."
Whimsical, schmimsical. It's got dust and a yak. For this I need a two-day train ride?!
What do you know? [to Didi] It's our second honeymoon! Why don't you all come with us?
Oy...
On your honeymoon?
What? I'm gonna talk to HIM for eighteen hours? [points to Boris eating his meal]
I've never been on a scenic train trip before. Think of the sights we'll see on the way! Doesn't that sound fun, Stu?
[Stu looks up from his newspaper and grins nervously. Back in the playpen, Chuckie continues playing with his toy train]
Choo-choo! Choo-choo, everybody!
Oh, kids! Guess what? We're going to ride on a real train! We even get to sleep on it overnight. Isn't that exciting? [walks back into the kitchen]
Wow, a real live train!
With the wheelies and the chugga-chugga and everything!
Yeah!
I'm not going.
What do you mean, Chuckie? I thought you love trains.
REAL trains don't have a string to pull with. They just go all by themselves! Nothing can stop them!
It's OK, Chuckie. A real train's just like your toy train. It just needs to be bigger-er so the grownups can play with them!
[picks up his toy engine] I don't know, Tommy. It's kinda scary.
Well, we'll all be there and, um... I know! You can bring your old pal Wawa!
Yeah! So I won't be a-scared all by myself.
[It cuts to Drew's house. In the kitchen, Charlotte is trying to type on her laptop computer as Angelica plays with her Cynthia doll]
Charlotte, this is a family trip. Two relaxing days on a train. I want you to promise: NO business. [closes the screen on Charlotte's laptop]
[opens her laptop] Well, I don't see why a person ca...
[clears throat] Charlotte!
[annoyed] All right, fine!
[to her Cynthia doll] You hear that, Cynthia? We're going on a train trip! Time to break out all those extra EXTRA special accessories. [leaves the kitchen with Cynthia]
[Some time later, it cuts to the city train station. A singing bird flies past. But then]
[offscreen] CHARLOTTE!
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