Theodore quotes from Royal Rumble

What the hell kind of championship match do you call that, where you have a hundred people interfering?

What are you talking about? Like your World Championship match isn't gonna have a ton of interference. Everyone knows that Evolution's gonna get involved. Batista...you can even ask him; he can tell you that.

Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do...

[having drawn] I just came here to get my number.

What I'm gonna do...

What are you gonna do?

Raw's Championship match—Evolution is banned from ringside.

Really?

Is that right?

That's right, Batista, and my decision is final. The only question is, do you wanna tell Triple H, or would you like me to?

[thinking about it, then smiling] No, I'll tell him.

[to Eric, as Batista leaves] You know something? For once, you've done something right.

What's gonna happen at No Way Out, you will face the man that you did not pin tonight—The Big Show.

What's he gonna do, eat me? What's he gonna do? I don't care if he's from the Jurassic Age, the Triassic Age or the Chevy Classic Age; I'm gonna beat the Big Show like he's gonna eat a pizza!

Just a minute.

What? [Long offers hand. Eddie shakes] Olare, Holmes you know I love you man. I gotta get me some skin -

Eddie, [stops him] Eddie!! [still extends hand] Give it up, dawg. [Eddie gives Long a wallet. It turns out to be Flair's]

[to Flair] Hey isn't that your wallet?

[as Teddy gives back his wallet] What?!! My wallet? My wallet! [tries to rush Eddie but Long restrains him]

What are you looking at? You're lucky that's all I took, you got watch who you're hugging!

[to Long] That wallet thief's over there!! You call him when I get there.

You're a dead man, Guerrero!

Sorry about the confusion. [leaves]

You better run. It's Evolution's night! We're gonna show everybody it's our night!