Tony quotes from Royal Rumble

Not even Mickey and Goofy could get in here and I made sure of that. They didn't have tickets. Do you have a ticket, Schiavone?

No I don't. I... what are you insinuating?

Then what are you doing here?

I just wanted to sit beside you if that's okay.

I remember not too long ago on Saturday Night's Main Event, the Genius upset the Champion Hulk Hogan!

He did?

Yeah. Schiavone, who won the match?

Yeah but Perfect was on the outside with the belt. We all know what happened.

No yeah buts! Who won the match?

The Genius.

Here's the countdown...who will be next in the Royal Rumble?

Uh-oh! It's André the Giant! The first member of Heenan family makes his appearance, André the Giant, The 8th Wonder Of The World.

Watch out! With a... [Demolition hit a double ax-handle on Andre the Giant. The momentum carries Andre over the top rope and eliminates him] He's out!

They got him! Demolition have accomplished a major obstacle. They've eliminated Andre the Giant!

Andre the Giant...certainly one of the favorites for the Royal Rumble...will be no more in this event.

[as Smash, Haku and Jim Neidhart try to lift Earthquake out of the ring] They've got the feet up. They got the Earthquake's feet up, they're calling for more help.

Here comes Snuka. [Jimmy Snuka pushes from under Earthquake] Underneath.

There's four of them. Four guys can't get the Earthquake...[DiBiase joins in] Here comes DiBiase–that's five.

And Bravo... [Just as Dino Bravo tries to stop them, Earthquake finally gets pushed over the top to the floor, getting eliminated] Oh!

Eliminated the Earthquake! That is a major accomplishment of major teamwork of major proportions!

It took five of them! FIVE OF THEM!

It took...many of them.

Shawn Michaels eliminated by the Warrior. And Rick Martel eliminated by the Warrior and look at this. Look at this!!

My God.

Hulk Hogan and the Warrior!!

There is not a person sitting down. Everyone on their feet. Look at the eyes of the Hulkster...the eyes of the Warrior.

Whoa!!! What a match up this will be! The Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan one-on-one.

[Hogan and Warrior stare at each other] Hold on to your seats. This place is gonna explode.

[Hogan and Warrior collide into each other] Whoa! Nobody moved. Again, nobody moved.

Look at this.

[Hogan runs vertically across the ring, Warrior runs horizontally.] Criss-cross.

[Hogan drops face first on the mat] The Hulkster down...he missed a clothesline.

OH!! And they clotheslined each other. They're both down, unbelievable.

Absolutely incredible. These two athletes...the Hulkster, the Warrior...every man for himself going at it...and they both are down. Listen to the fans.

Here's the Perfect Plex! [Mr. Perfect plants him] Look at this! He could've pinned him.

[But Hulk Hogan escapes and rises to his knees] NO!

I don't believe this.

Absolutely not. [Perfect tries to attack Hogan, but Hogan begins Hulking up] You're right in saying that Perfect is the freshest of the two, but the other is Hulk Hogan. [On his feet, Hogan now attacks Perfect] And here he comes! [Hogan slingshots Perfect into the turnbuckle]

WHOA! He put him into the post! See what Perfect did to the post!

[Hogan continues to attack Perfect] Actually, he was saved by the post that time, I think.

Saved? How do you get saved hitting the post?

Well, if he hadn't hit the post, he would've gone over the top. [Hogan signals to another corner] There he goes! [Hogan throws Perfect out, winning the Rumble] YES!

I don't believe it!

The winner of the Royal Rumble: World Wrestling Federation Champion Hulk Hogan!

[Hogan takes a sign from the front row and presents it to the crowd. It reads "HULKAMANIA WILL LIVE FOREVER"] YEAH! Hulkamania will live forever!