Yeah, these space wings are wack anyways. We know what'll make you feel better.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
MRMordecai & Rigby
Umm...frriiiiiiieeeeee...Fries!
Fries?
[given up] We had a good run, man.
We're gonna get outta here, okay? [sits down] So just focus on thinking about good things, like hot wings... Strong Johns... Cheezers.
Cheezers... I wish they had a Cheezers on the Space Tree.
Yeah. We got most of the stuff we had back on Earth, so it's still pretty cool.
Yeah, but what are we gonna do when we leave the Space Tree to go on our mission?
[long beat] I don't know. What are we gonna do? Who knows what it's gonna be like out there? It might totally suck.
Yeah, and good luck getting Rawls to tell you anything about it.
And dude, we don't even know when we're going back to Earth! Or if we're going back. [lies down with Rigby]
Mordecai?
Y'know, even if we get out of this elevator, we're still trapped inside a big metal box floating through space. Any allusions we once had of being masters of our fate have been forfeited to a man who'd rather preoccupies with pushups than prepare us for whatever horrors await us out here in the cold infinite abyss.
Dude, Mordecai! It's cool, man.
No, Rigby. It's not. Y'know, Fist Pump's a dumb band, but we may have just missed our last chance to see another rock concert. [beat] I miss Earth.
Whoa, Muscle Man, are you crying?
Yes, I'm crying. I'm feeling deep emotions and they're expressing themselves physically on my face. It's part of what makes me a man.
Go vacuum the house!
A few months ago, you folks were scrawny, weak, confused, drifting aimlessly in space. Utterly useless. Until the Space Tree graciously took you in. Was it a mistake? Only time will tell. And now those worthless, scrawny cadets stand before me as moderately serviceable Space Tree Rangers. And today, you'll graduate the Spark Initiative and soon be on your way to terraform your first planet. I've already sent the coordinates into your dome's navigational computer, along with your personal fighter ships. Today is graduation day. There will be a ceremony tonight with light refreshments, compliments of the Space Tree. Hope to see you there.
[All the space cadets cheer]
MRMordecai & Rigby
WHOOOOOOA! Graduation!
Wow, one minute I'm graduating high school, and now I'm graduating space? Take that, Dad!
Hm-hm! I don't think "light refreshments" are gonna cut it.
BBoth
Comet Stop!
[Back at the Space Tree, Mordecai and Rigby explain to Colonel Rawls about seeing Anti-Pops at the Comet Stop]
And he looked just like Pops! But evil!
Yeah, like an opposite Pops!
BBoth
Anti-Pops!
Jinx.
[gasps in horror] He Who Will Erase Us. [turns on a microphone] Attention, Space Tree! This is your captain speaking! There's been a change of plans! You're all graduated, effective immediately! Congrats! Your first mission as Rangers starts now! Leave the Space Tree and get to your rendezvous points as soon as possible! Godspeed and good luck!
STSpace Tree Personnel
Sir! An unknown ship just docked with the Space Tree!
We're too late.
[As the Park Crew make their escape through the air duct…]
I'm so confused! What's going on?!
Yeah, why is Pops so special?
Oh, I didn't ask for this! Why does everyone on the Space Tree have to suffer on my account?
We'll figure it out later, Pops. Let's just do what Rawls said and get you out of here! There's a ship in the hangar we can take.
My bed. How did this happen?
[flashback]
I guess we'll never know.
Bah, I need a new bed.
You know, I need one too.
I never had a bed at the park.
My bed turned into a computer.
Ugh! As if it wasn't enough for them to blow up the Space Tree and chase us halfway into the next sector, most of us don't have a place to sleep! Before we continue our mission, we're gonna get new beds. Eileen, plot a course to the closest bed store!
Uh…I'm not 100% sure how to do that.
Eileen, figure out how to plot a course to the closest bed store!
UBUMÄK Bird Greeter
[leaps in front of the Park gang] Howdy, folks! [Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson scream in surprise] Welcome to UMÄK's intergalactic flagship. Your stores for modern furniture that's not only inexpensive, it's durable, too!
MRMordecai & Rigby
[laughing] Wooden butt.
UBUMÄK Bird Greeter
And make sure you check out our cafe and have one of our famous meatball subs! Iiit's meat!
What's the question mark for?
UBUMÄK Bird Greeter
Never mind that, here's a map. [gives Eileen a map before she opens it]
There. Beds. Sector 1-15-Z. Is that far?
UBUMÄK Bird Greeter
Yes! Now you better get movin'!
[as Rigby rides on a roller coaster bed] Rigby, there's no way I'm buying that bed!
Oh, come on! It's the thrill you've always wanted on a bed.
[looking at an iron bed] I'm not sure about this one.
[The iron bed scans Pops, making a hole shaped like him, and he tries it out]
It does feel good to rest a bit.
We shouldn't be in the open this long. This was supposed to be a quick mission. What if there's somebody's after us?
Oh, lighten up, Benson.
UEUMÄK Employee #2
[putting his hand on the bounty hunter's shoulder after she eats her meatball sandwich] Ma'am, you need to bust your tray.
Bust this. [takes out her freeze gun and shoots the employee, causing him to freeze up and flees]
UEUMÄK Employee #2
Come on, I don't make the rules.
Oh, man, the bounty I'm gonna collect after catching you guys is gonna be as big as this big furniture!
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