Dude, there's nobody in line. We'll make it in and out two minutes tops. I mean it is right across the street, trust me.
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Mordecai: Hm (Looks at the street) Ok let's go.
Two Bohn meats please.
MMan
Ah, customers, finally. Coming right up.
Cook (Behind him stands another guy whose arms reach in front of the cook smearing the bun): Ah, I think you're really gonna like this sandwich. Betcha haven't seen a sandwich made like this huh? The Buddy Bohn-mi system. Two people for one sandwich. Ah, (Slices cheese) Chop-chop!
(Whispering) Why do they make the sandwich like that?
I dunno. Let's never come back here ever again.
Augh! I hate you, Buddy system!
Gimme the code!
I can't find it!
Seriously?! Argh! (Presses random buttons but it's incorrect)
Here, I'll boost you! (Gives Rigby a leg-up and throws him on the other side of the gate. Mordecai jumps over the fence) Ok, let's-
[ It Then cuts to Mordecai then calls Benson after having missed their delivered package]
(Now red) 'YOU MISSED IT?!?! ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SIT THERE!! You do that all day anyhow, so why can't you do it when I tell you to?!!
We're sorry, Benson! We— (He gets cut off)
Just reschedule the delivery and fix this, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
I'd say that was only about a five out of ten on the chewed-out scale. Not bad.
[Rigby and Eileen are both eating sandwiches at the cafe]
Hey, do you want to go with me to prom?
I guess it's a chaperone?
Na, it's my date.
Totally, I never got to go since no one ever asked me.
Nice.
[whispering] No.
DDon
[whispering] Bro.
Will you two pipe down?! I'm trying to polish my picture of my prized car.
[enters the dining room with both Rigby and Don's dinner plates; cheerfully] What a surprise for you boys to drop in.
"Drop in." Ha! You really think Rigby would just come to dinner? I know you just need something.
[takes a seat at the table] Oh, hush, Sherm. [to her boys] So, how are things at work?
DDon
Great! We just picked up Cheezer's as a new client.
That's our Donny!
I ate at Cheezer's yesterday.
That was a good update, Don.
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