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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Mordecai drives to the Halloween Wizard's house; walks to the door; bangs handle against the door]

Hello? Look, I don't know what you're doing to my friend, but please, just stop! He's sorry for egging your house, okay? So, are we cool? [Mordecai walks to the window; peeks into it; a cat pops up, scaring Mordecai, Mordecai pants]

[on the walkie talkie] Mordecai. [Mordecai gasps] Mordecai, come in.

Yeah, yeah, what's up, Skips?

[on the walkie talkie] You gotta get back to the house, quick!

Sure, be right there.

[Mordecai runs to the cart; The Halloween Wizard grabs his cat out of his window]

[on phone] How do you like the new body? Don't think this is all over, because I'm just getting started. You're gonna pay.

[picks up the phone] Hello? Listen, I don't know who this is, but you better change Rigby back right now, or I--

[emerges his arms from the phone] NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! [starts strangling Benson by the throat]

Did you guys see that?!

This is not good.

What are we gonna do then?!

Guys...?

What, what is it?

[A loud knock is heard at the door, someone quietly opens it and a skinless Muscle Man is shown to be the knocker]

I told you I was ripped... [falls forward and dies]

SMSkips/Mordecai/Hi Five Ghost

AHHH! [telephone rings] AHHH!

[Hi Five Ghost runs to answer it]

[last words] No, Fives, WAIT!

[answers phone] Hello?

Goodbye! [sucks Hi Five Ghost into the phone and squirts him out as a liquid all over Skips and Mordecai, as Benson vomits his gumballs]

[last words] Worst phone call ever.

[Mordecai and Skips are covered in liquid and Mordecai is pushed against the bookshelf by the Halloween Wizard and is knock unconscious. Benson and Pops scream in terror and hide in rooms while Skips tries punching the Halloween Wizard but the Halloween Wizard trips him]

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen!

[Halloween Wizard throws Skips into the chimney, and fire goes up the chimney and burns Skips as fire goes to the top of the house and Rigby screams, Halloween Wizard runs into the bathroom, opens the shower curtain, and sees Benson]

What's up, gumball?

[Benson screams. Him and his nun chucks are flushed down the toilet, causing his gumballs to rise]

[in bedroom] Show yourself... Bad show, very bad show! [door opens] AHHH!

[Pops fires sling-shot, but it hits the wall, Pops gets thrown into a closet and disappears]

What's happening? Hello, is anybody there? Can anyone hear me?

[wakes up] Rigby?

Mordecai!

Don't worry, Rigby, I'm here. I won't anything happen to you.

[An invisible force comes and chops Mordecai's head off and his head falls to the ground]

[last words] Huh, so this is what it feels like to be as tall as Rigby.

[Mordecai gags and dies]

Mordecai? Mordecai? I'm sorry, okay?! I shouldn't have egged your house; do you hear me?! I'm sorry!

[The Halloween Wizard goes to Rigby and laughs]

I told you you'd pay.

Well then, what are you waiting for?! Do it! Do it already!

[The wizard uncovers a case and laughs maniacally while Rigby screams and eggs are thrown at him]

Huh, what?!

How do you like it?

What?! You turned me into a house and killed all of my friends just to throw eggs at me?! THAT'S IT?!

Yep, that's it.

[Points up; zooms out to reveal a big egg coming down on Rigby, then Rigby screams as the egg collapses and he melts]

Hey, guys. Do you need any more-?

SSHHHHH! This is it.

TTV

Your weekend weather forecast. Hope you have your sunglasses ready.

You probably shouldn't go, Margaret. I bet your boyfriend won't like you going out on a camping trip with you dudes.

Ugh, what boyfriend? Not see anyone right now. Guys are jerks.

Gah, I know, right? Guys are the worst.

When are you guys going to get it through your heads? Nothing you say or do will ever make me admit you're cool!

You know what, Benson? I just realized something. We don't care what you think.

GGary

Benson, having known the defendants longer than any other witness, you're in a special position to judge the coolness of my clients, are you not?

JBJudge Broseph Chillaxton

Benson, this is no joke dude. The fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Answer the question and remember,

If we can get you to admit that we're cool, then you have to give us the cart back.

Sounds good to me 'cause it'll never happen.

You're wrong! You're all like "that'll never happen", and then we'll get all cool and you'll be all like "whoa" and then we'll be all like "in your face!"

Ha, then I'll be all like "GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!"

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