(Tucker leaps through the teleporter, covered in black stuff, where Church is waiting)
Are you okay, Tucker?
Yeah, I'm fine. (turns back to their base) Come on, Caboose!
Does it hurt?
No, not at all!
Okay, here I come! (runs into teleport)
Does it hurt for real?
Oh yes, big time.
(as he emerges from the teleport) OOWWWWWWWJEEZ!! (turns to Tucker) You lied to me.
There's no L in it, it's pronounced 'both.'
That's what I'm saying, bolth.
Both.
You sound like an ass the way you say it.
Grif, quicher yammerin' and get your keester up here. Need some help, got some more of dem spec ops fellas headed toward the base.
As in, more than one? Uh, maybe we should bolth go, sir.
BOTH!
Seriously dude, like an ass.
Well, well. Another brilliant idea from the think tank! Why don't you both come up, leave the prisoner alone? We could just put her on the honour system, have her guard herself.
Good point, sir.
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT IS! Now get your ass up here. We've got just enough time for me to spray paint the bullseye on your back. Ah, by bullseye I of course mean camoflage. Now move it cupcake.
(Over Church's radio, fighting with Caboose) I'm not yelling. I'm just telling you to let me finish talking to Church! No! I'll tell him you said "hi" later. No, you can't talk to him! How could you possibly talk to him on my headset?
[Radio clicks] Oh my God... I can't believe I actually died for this war.
They're definitely special-ops. I haven't seen troop movements this coordinated since my days on Sidewi- [Sarge gets possessed by Church] Wakeegeeheerager!
Sir, are you OK?
Uhh... who ya talking to red? Me?
No, I'm talking to Lopez, because, you know, that's real rewarding [Lopez swipes at Grif] Hey, what'd I tell you about that?
I..uh..I'm fine! That's...I'm just so mad about, these..uh..goddamn blues out here! They got me so goddamn mad, I could spit! [Church(Sarge) spits in his helmet]
Um...sir? Did you just spit inside your own helmet?
Uh...yeah. I guess did.
Permission to speak freely sir?
Go ahead.
That's really fucking gross.
Hey man, what's up, yo?
Um, hey. What's going on out there, sir?
What, uh, why, nothing. Why would you ask if something's wrong?
I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war.
Yeah well, I don't know. You're startin' to act kinda suspicious there... other red guy, so I'm keeping my eye on you.
Sarge, I'm starting to think tha- [Church huts Simmons in the back of the head ] OWWW! Jeez, the back of my head.
What the hell are you doing?!
Tex, it's me, Church. I'm here to rescue you.
You're a little short to be Church.
What? Oh yeah, right the armor. [Church leaves Sarge's body]
What in Sam hell? Where the... who spat on my visor?
Tex, there's not much time to explain, so I'm just gonna give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this red guy so that I can sneak into the base and rescue you while the rest of our guys run around in the middle of the canyon, covered in black stuff that they got from going through the teleporter.
Okay.
What? That's it? Okay? You're not surprised by any of this?
Nope, it pretty much all makes sense.
Not even the whole 'Church is a ghost' thing? That didn't do anything for ya?
I can see through you, it's pretty obvious.
Okay, well let me pop back into this guy and we'll get out of here.
[Church re-enters Sarge's body]
[Church has broken Tex out of the brig]
Alright, I'll make one more distraction, and then you run up to the teleporter and escape. Ready? One...two...thr- [Caboose fires the sniper rifle, killing Sarge] What the... where did my body go?! Oh you've gotta be kidding me! [Looks around]
Tucker did it!
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