“Human Peer Bonding (Episode 13)” quotes from Red vs Blue

Let me get this straight... you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?

In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.

I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls, never, like me.

Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.

(Dejectedly) I like me...

I don't think I've ever seen a girl that mean before . . . are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like part guy, part shark?

I'm pretty sure I would know if Tex was a guy. And I'd definitely know if she was part shark.

But you can't blame her for being so aggressive. It's not entirely her fault to begin with.

Right, you should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing, God!

Will you shut up with that? She got recruited in to some kind of weird experimental program back during basic where they infused her armor with this really aggressive A.I. I'm not really sure how it all works, but all I know is it made her meaner and tougher than hell.

A.I. What's the A stand for?

Artificial

What's the...

(Interrupting Caboose) Intelligence

Ohhhhhh, what was the A again?

Let's move on.

So, the military put this program in her head, and that program made her a killer. But underneath it all she's really just a sweet, down-home girl?

Oh hell no. She's always been a rotten bitch, it's just now she's a rotten bitch with cybernetic enhancements.

Wow. Sounds like you really won the lottery with that one. Good catch there buddy, she's a keeper.

So how're you doing, Caboose? Are you following any of this whatsoever?

I think so... That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot.

Yeah... that's right... I'm a gay robot.

So, you're a girl, huh?

Just ignore him, that's what I do.

Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon, are ya?

Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you.

Yeah right. What are you gonna do, punch me?

Ahhhh! Not in the face!