Hey man, what's up, yo?
Um, hey. What's going on out there, sir?
What, uh, why, nothing. Why would you ask if something's wrong?
I think that's a perfectly normal question in a time of war.
Yeah well, I don't know. You're startin' to act kinda suspicious there... other red guy, so I'm keeping my eye on you.
Sarge, I'm starting to think tha- [Church huts Simmons in the back of the head ] OWWW! Jeez, the back of my head.
What the hell are you doing?!
Tex, it's me, Church. I'm here to rescue you.
You're a little short to be Church.
What? Oh yeah, right the armor. [Church leaves Sarge's body]
What in Sam hell? Where the... who spat on my visor?
Tex, there's not much time to explain, so I'm just gonna give you the summary here, okay? I'm a spirit now and I'm trapped in the physical world. I possessed this red guy so that I can sneak into the base and rescue you while the rest of our guys run around in the middle of the canyon, covered in black stuff that they got from going through the teleporter.
Okay.
What? That's it? Okay? You're not surprised by any of this?
Nope, it pretty much all makes sense.
Not even the whole 'Church is a ghost' thing? That didn't do anything for ya?
I can see through you, it's pretty obvious.
Okay, well let me pop back into this guy and we'll get out of here.
[Church re-enters Sarge's body]
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