Tucker, Church and others in “Human Peer Bonding (Episode 13)”

Let me get this straight... you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at Caboose and beat the hell out of the reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick? And on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?

In a nutshell, yes. That's an excellent summary.

I should have known... She didn't like me... Girls, never, like me.

Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you.

(Dejectedly) I like me...

I don't think I've ever seen a girl that mean before . . . are you sure she's a chick? And not a guy? Or like part guy, part shark?

I'm pretty sure I would know if Tex was a guy. And I'd definitely know if she was part shark.