18 QUOTES

A character in Reba

Van quotes from Reba

Played by Steve Howey · 18 quotes · page 2 of 2

Played by Steve Howey

5th most-quoted character in Reba: in 18 of its 132 quotes
Most scenes with: Cheyenne (11), Reba (6), Kyra (3)

Scenes with Van 18

What's wrong, Van? Are you on the wagon?

Van

Yes! And they shouldn't call it a wagon because wagons are fun!

Van [to Cheyenne]: Hey, can I have one of those vitamins? Give me a Wilma and a Dino. No, I had a Dino yesterday, make it a Barney.

No. Van those vitamins aren't for you.

Van

Are those chick vitamins? Will they make me grow boobs?

No. Ok, I'm going to tell you something and you cannot repeat it. They're called Disulfiram.

Van

You're right, I can't repeat that.

S5 E1 Where There's Smoke

Van

Man, my shirt stinks.

The washer's broken, do you have your magic butter knife?

Van

(sarcastically) Oh, Ha ha ha!

Once again you've won an argument with your wit.

S6 E13 The Kids Are Alright