Mom, Dad... I have great news... I'm an alcoholic!
(Everyone stares at her)
I'm having a beer.
What's wrong, Van? Are you on the wagon?
Yes! And they shouldn't call it a wagon because wagons are fun!
You probably think this sounds really weird.
No, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!
But I don't WANT a drinking problem!
I don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either...but crapstorms happen!
Cheyenne (thinks): What am I gonna do?
The first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)
Reba (walks to Cheyenne): Here's the second thing. (hugs her)
I'm scared Mom, I really am.
I know, baby.
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