Kyra quotes from Reba

Kyra

Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!

Cheyenne

It's Marci & Luanne. They're on the drill team.

Kyra

Mom, you hold them down and I'll whack them with the mallet!

Reba

Kyra, Cheyenne just felt the baby move.

Kyra

It's probably just gas.

Cheyenne

I don't get gas.

Kyra

We shared a room.

Reba

[to Brock] If you don't come over, my parents are going to think there's something wrong with this family!

Kyra

Hello?

Brock

Reba, how could you start working without consulting me?!

Reba

Excuse me, aren't we getting a divorce?

Brock

I just don't like the idea about turning Kyra and Jake into latchkey kids.

Reba

[to Kyra] I smell your influence here.

Kyra

It was latchkey that gave it away, wasn't it?

Cheyenne

I wore two different shoes to school today because I can't see my feet. [everyone laughs]

Reba

Okay, that's not funny.

Kyra

Not as funny as watching her get out of a chair. [everyone starts laughing again]

Reba

This is Cheyenne and Van's graduation day!

Kyra

This is me gagging on Cheyenne and Van's graduation day!

Cheyenne

I'm a mommy.

Van

I'm a daddy.

Kyra

You two sure catch on fast.

Kyra

Mom, what's with the smiley face sticker?

Reba

Don't ask.

Kyra

[about babysitting Jake] It's not fair! Why can't you babysit Jake?! I mean, you're married with a kid. I still have a life!

Cheyenne

What is the big deal? I used to babysit you all the time!

Kyra

Yeah, right! You used to stick me in my room while you sat on the couch making out with your boyfriend!

Cheyenne

[smiles] Oh, right!

Brock

Kyra, we are not leaving!

Kyra

Why don't you just give me the room key and I'll go watch the moving picture box.

Reba

Kyra, why would you hit someone?

Cheyenne

It's how she shows affection!

Kyra

Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?

Reba

Kyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?

Kyra

SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?

Cheyenne

Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!

Cheyenne

So she didn't call me a slut?

Kyra

No, she called you a slut, a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.

Cheyenne

You could have just said yes!

Kyra

(about going shopping with Cheyenne) Mom, I have something to confess, and if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and I'll never tell you anything again.

Reba

What?

Kyra

I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in surprise)

Cheyenne

So what did you like most about talking to me?

Kyra

All the words you mispronounced.