CheyenneMom, you can relax. You have a great body.
Oh, well, this is an awkward mother-daughter moment.
S2 E9 Ring-a-Ding
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Played by JoAnna Garcia Swisher
Reba · 132 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Reba: in 42 of its 132 quotes
Most scenes with: Reba (19), Kyra (14), Van (11)
Scenes with Cheyenne 38
CheyenneCheyenne [to Reba] Mom, don't worry. I'm sure he thinks you look great naked.
I think your father is ready to go! [starts pushing Cheyenne through the door]
CheyenneWhat are you so freaked out about? We can talk about stuff like his.
Cheyenne, stop! This is none of your business. You are my child, not my girlfriend. I appreciate your interest and that you think Brian has a "hot" body, but this isn't something I'm comfortable talking to you about.
CheyenneMom, I may be your daughter, but I am also a married woman. I think this is great as long as you two are being careful. You are being careful, right?
Cheyenne! Yes! Very careful! 100% fool-proof careful!
CheyenneOh. I just thought...
No!
CheyenneNot even a little bit?
I don't fully understand that question, but no.
S2 E9 Ring-a-Ding
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CheyenneMom, I promise I'll take all the courses that I dropped.
Why don't you find a course that gets your head out of your butt?
I don't think they have one or else my counselor would've told me about it.
Kyra, why would you hit someone?
CheyenneIt's how she shows affection!
Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
S3 E16 Sister Act
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Kyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?
SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
CheyenneOh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
S3 E16 Sister Act
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CheyenneSo she didn't call me a slut?
No, she called you a slut, a loser, and a teenage baby-machine.
CheyenneYou could have just said yes!
S3 E16 Sister Act
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CheyenneSo what did you like most about talking to me?
All the words you mispronounced.
S3 E16 Sister Act
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CheyenneMom, Dad... I have great news... I'm an alcoholic!
(Everyone stares at her)
I'm having a beer.
CheyenneYou probably think this sounds really weird.
No, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!
CheyenneBut I don't WANT a drinking problem!
I don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either...but crapstorms happen!
Cheyenne (thinks): What am I gonna do?
The first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)
Reba (walks to Cheyenne): Here's the second thing. (hugs her)
CheyenneI'm scared Mom, I really am.
I know, baby.
Van [to Cheyenne]: Hey, can I have one of those vitamins? Give me a Wilma and a Dino. No, I had a Dino yesterday, make it a Barney.
CheyenneNo. Van those vitamins aren't for you.
Are those chick vitamins? Will they make me grow boobs?
CheyenneNo. Ok, I'm going to tell you something and you cannot repeat it. They're called Disulfiram.
You're right, I can't repeat that.
S5 E1 Where There's Smoke
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BBridget
What about all the mean stuff you wrote about me on the bathroom walls. Like Bridget's missing a digit! What does that even mean?!
CheyenneWell, I don't know...but it was pretty funny in high school.
S6 E10 Cheyenne's Rival
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(about Bridget) Cheyenne, you've got to let this high school stuff go! We're talking about your home, not who should've been homecoming queen!
CheyenneME!!! I WAS ROBBED!!!
S6 E10 Cheyenne's Rival
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