A character in Reba
Played by Reba McEntire
Reba · 132 quotes
Most-quoted character in Reba: in 84 of its 132 quotes
Most scenes with: Cheyenne (19), Brock (14), Kyra (13)
RebaDid that seem weird to you?
Yeah, why?
RebaBecause Kyra faked being sick. She's never faked being sick before! She's faked being well just so she can go to school!
Wow, I am so easily fooled. I wonder if those kids are really blind. You know, I think some of them are just lazy.
RebaKyra, why would you hit someone?
It's how she shows affection!
Yeah, that's right. Why don't come over here for a hug?
RebaKyra! What did this girl do to get you to snap?
SHE CALLED CHEYENNE A SLUT! She called Cheyenne a slut, so I punched her, ok?
Oh my gosh, my psycho sister loves me!
No, you can't talk to her teacher! Otherwise, you'll be smashed into a locker with chalk up your nose and duct tape in your hair!
Oh honey, I'm sorry. I wish I could've been there to protect you.
RebaExcept you were 34.
(about going shopping with Cheyenne) Mom, I have something to confess, and if you ever tell anyone, I'll deny it and I'll never tell you anything again.
RebaWhat?
I actually had a good time with her! (covers her mouth in surprise)
You probably think this sounds really weird.
RebaNo, baby, I don't.....I think it sounds like A DRINKING PROBLEM!
But I don't WANT a drinking problem!
RebaI don't want Barbra Jean living down the street from me either...but crapstorms happen!
Cheyenne (thinks): What am I gonna do?
RebaThe first thing you are gonna do is put the drink down..(points to the counter; Cheyenne sets down her drink)
Reba (walks to Cheyenne): Here's the second thing. (hugs her)
I'm scared Mom, I really am.
RebaI know, baby.
Reba(about Bridget) Cheyenne, you've got to let this high school stuff go! We're talking about your home, not who should've been homecoming queen!
ME!!! I WAS ROBBED!!!
RebaIt is vital that we show a united front we have got to show her that we are all of one mind.
(when Kyra walks in) Kyra, it's a trap! Follow your dreams! Run, be free!
Can you believe it Reba? Six years ago this family was falling apart and then I came in and put everything back together.
Barbra Jean, that's not exactly the way I'd put it.
RebaHang on Brock, Barbra Jean's right, we got through it all, because we're survivors. [last lines in the series]
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