All is clear. (Eugene also stops hiding from a fake bush) Just follow my lead. (tells Eugene) (hides inside the fake bush and walks to the tower) (two guards are walking by) (Eugene hides inside the fake bush and follows King Frederic but the former sees a door)
Your highness. (tells King Frederic and stops walking) (King Frederic walks by the door)
GGuard
Ohh, whew. (opens the door and exits) Huh? Hmm. (sees a fake bush with King Frederic walking by and the guard follows and starts attacking King Frederic with the halberd) (Eugene walks behind the guard but grabs him from behind) Aah! (Eugene is thwacking the guard) (guard groans) (Eugene wears the guard's uniform and the cap then takes the halberd) (Eugene sees two guards then he runs to King Frederic)
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, boy. Huh! (drops the halberd and runs towards the horse) (King Frederic walks forward then backwards) (horse whinnying when he pulls the reins) Get over... (King Frederic is behind the horse) (Eugene is smiling while standing in front of a horse like a statue and gives it a carrot) (chuckles nervously) Fellow guards. (waves to the guards when they are walking by)
Yes! (stops hiding) There. See? Easy. (turns around and sees Eugene wearing a uniform) Eugene, I thought I said the guard uniforms were unnecessary. (jumps out and walks stealth mode) Come on! Mm-hm? (chuckles) (Eugene turns around)
Oh, yeah, no, don't mind me. (takes the cap off) I'm just gonna scream into this for a little bit. (muffled screaming) (puts the cap back on his head and walks to the northwest tower) (the horse is chewing on a carrot that Eugene gave to it)
Okay. Just follow my lea-- (sees King Frederic trying to do a cartwheel)
(loud grunt) (fell on the floor then goes to the other side)
Really? (guards heard a noise) (sees the guards again)
G2Guard 2
Better check it out. (he and the other guard are walking towards the noise but Eugene coins on the floor) (Eugene's coins clinking)
G1Guard 1
This way! (he and other guard turn around then they walk the other way) (King Frederic climbs up)
They didn't spot me. A-ha! (referring to the guards) (gives a thumbs up then walks) Let's move out! (tells Eugene)
(groans while putting his hands on his face) You love Rapunzel, you love Rapunzel, you love Rapunzel! (follows King Frederic)
All I'm saying is, if you bring a quiche to work, you should bring enough to share with your co-workers. That's-- Just--
Yeah, but, you don't even like quiche!
Yeah, but that's-- First of all, don't tell me what I don't like. (puts his hand on his nose and walks away while being mad at Stan)
No, I know you don't like quiche.
Okay, because I, like a lotta things, but you never point that out.
You just tell me all the stuff I don't like.
Anyway, let's just this one done. (stops holding his halberd and walks to the other weapons then tells Stan) Okay, you start cleaning the spears, I'll work on the swords. (Stan stops holding his halberd) (cabinet doors rattling) (Pete and Stan turn around and they hear a noise) (rattling continues) (Pete and Stan are walking towards the noise while holding their halberds)
Ha! Gotcha! (stops hiding inside the cabinet while holding a rag and a sword)
(screams) (the weapons inside the cabinet have been shined by Rapunzel)
Ha! I just polished all of these weapons before you could! You should see the look on your face! (tells Pete and Stan) (Stan is terrified while his halberd is clanking) (Pete is shocked) You've just been pranked! Or as it's soon to be called, Rapunzelled. (Stan falls backwards then Rapunzel and Pete see Stan on the floor) (Cassandra opens the door to the weapons room to see how Rapunzel's prank turned out)
That was clever. But not funny. (closes the door and leaves)
Ah. The royal seal room. (he and Eugene walk to the entrance of the room) (will open the door) How do you like that, Eugene? (asks him) Told ya!
Ooh! (Frederic slaps him on the back then the cap fell off) (his hair has a leaf and a twig)
Flawless plan. (Eugene removes the twig from his hair and uses it to open the door) (Eugene pushes the door open then he and King Frederic enter the room) Ahh. Behind that curtain lies the Royal Seal of Equis. (pulls the curtain) Oh-ho-ho, sweet revenge! (he and Eugene sees Trevor Jr.) (Trevor Jr. barking)
It's a seal. (shocked that isn't an official seal)
Indeed. The Royal Seal... of Equis! (Trevor Jr. barks)
It's a seal seal! Not a royal seal!
It is a seal seal owned by a king. Thus, a royal seal. (tells Eugene) (walks to Trevor Jr.) (Trevor Jr. barks) Hmm?
You have got to be kid-- (annoyed at King Frederic) You... You know what? You know what? At this point, never mind! (walks to Trevor Jr.) Just grab your and let's get outta here. (Trevor Jr. barks) (grunting while trying to push Trevor Jr.) (groans) (King Frederic grunts) (gasps) (King Frederic chuckling) Wha...What? What? What are you doing? (asks King Frederic)
Leaving a calling card, so Trevor knows it was I who did this. (holds a paintbrush while at King Trevor's portrait and turns around) What should I paint, hm? Eye patch? Stink lines? Perhaps a tear, representing his imminent humiliation at being bested by me.
No! None of those things should you paint! (grunts) Gah! Let us go now! (tells King Frederic) (Trevor Jr. barking sadly) (barking in distance) (two of King Trevor's guards hear Trevor Jr. and they run to the royal seal room) (seal barking) (Eugene and King Frederic are going to be caught by King Trevor's guards) (Eugene sees the ceiling) Oh, I'm gonna need your grappling hook. (guards open the doors but they see no one is inside the room then they walk inside) (foreboding music) (Eugene, King Frederic and Trevor Jr. are on the chandelier)
You're the expert. (tells Eugene) What are we going to do now?
Oh, oh, so when you say "we," do you still mean the royal "we," which is actually you telling me how to fix this?
Well, no. I'm saying "we" as in us. (a screw is dropping to floor) (the guards are still searching the room and they are looking up)
Is that the royal us, because it still sounds like it's just me.
I asked you to come so that "we" could get the seal.
Okay, okay, so now I'm confused. You said "I" and "we" in the same sentence, which I'm finding means the same thing. Not to mention the fact that I couldn't get the proper definition of seal from you! (the chandelier falls) (he and King Frederic yelling) (chandelier crashing to the floor) Huh?
Uh-oh. (he and Eugene are surrounded by five guards)
(laughs) Uh, hey, guys. Hey, you guys. Would you believe that we're the chandelier repairmen? (laughs) Repairing it in the middle of the night? 'Cause this thing is broken. (Trevor Jr. barking)
Well... (sighs) this prank has gone horribly awry.
Listen, I'm sorry I lost my cool. It's just, this whole prank was my big chance for you to get you to take me seriously. (sits on the floor)
Yes. And I was getting frustrated when I wasn't able to do that. I know. It was dumb. (King Frederic walks to Eugene then he puts his hand his shoulder) (King Frederic sits next to him)
You know, there are many things I fail to take seriously. Eugene, son... you brought my daughter home to me after 18 long years. If there's one man in the whole world that I take very seriously... it's you.
(touched) Wow. Thanks, Your Majesty. Can I ask then, why-- why didn't you listen to my ideas?
You know, I suppose sometimes I let good ones slip through the cracks. I should've given your plan more consideration.
What you should have done was stayed in your own kingdom, Fredric! (walks to the cell alongside his pet)
Your efforts to abscond with my sweet Trevor Jr. were comical at best.
Oh. Yeah? I don't think your seal's too happy there. (tells King Trevor) (Trevor Jr. whimpering)
Of course he's not! (hugs Trevor Jr.) The poor little darling is traumatized by what you did to him!
All right, Trevor. You've had your laughs. Now, release us.
Oh, I'll let you go, but not I parade you through town in nothing but a jester's hat, proving once again that Equis is superior to Corona! For now, I leave you here to wallow in the stench of your own defeat. (chuckles) (walks away alongside Trevor Jr. and closes the door)
Oh, come on, you don't smell that bad. (gives King Frederic a friendly punch) Plus, it's mostly seal.
I meant, I deserve to wear nothing but a jester's hat. (sits while feeling down)
Uh, Your Majesty? What the heck does King Trevor know, anyway?
Once again, he showed himself to be the accomplished prankster. (Eugene walks to him and picks him up)
Accomplished? His prank wasn't even funny! I mean, I laughed, a little. But still, all around, not that funny.
Yes, that's true. His pranks are always more grating than they humorous.
Totally grating. Hey. Hey. That's it! (has an idea and walks to the drain)
What's it? What are you doing? (asks Eugene)
I'm gettin' us outta here. (holds the drain and removes it) (drain clanks) The question is, are you willing to try it my way? (turns around while holding the entrance to the drain and asks King Frederic)
Ha! Gotcha! You should see the look on your face! (Maximus whinnying, clapping) (Cassandra opens the stables door) (Maximus bites an apple then runs the other side) (Rapunzel walks to the entrance and asks Cassandra about the prank) Did you see the look on his face? He expected one apple, but then he got a whole bunch! (the head of the Maximus statue fell to the floor) Best. Prank. Ever. (Maximus eats one of the apples) (Maximus whinnying)
Funny, but not mischievous. (she and Rapunzel see Maximus scooting on the floor while eating apples)
Will you just listen, Your Majesty? (a guard wakes up) There's no way you'll escape that way! (other guard wakes up) (guards enter the cell)
G1Guard 1
Hey! What's goin' on in there?
Fellas! Would ya look at that? The king, he escaped without me. I don't know if I'm more impressed or insulted, you know what I'm sayin'?
G2Guard 2
Open the door! (tells the other guard) (the two guards run inside the cell to see that King Frederic escaped) Oh, no, King Trevor's gonna have our necks for this. (King Frederic stops hiding on the ceiling)
Lose something? (asks the guards then they see him) (swings while knocking the guards unconscious) (thwacks)
Quickly, if we go back the way we came, he might not see us. (tells Eugene)
Wait. (removes the cap and sees the library) (takes a halberd from King Frederic and walks to the library) Follow my lead. (tells King Frederic) (King Frederic sighs deeply and walks after Eugene) (Eugene and King Frederic are spotted by King Trevor)
Well, well. (King Frederic turns around) It appears someone hasn't learned their lesson yet.
Okay, okay, look, you got us. This one is completely our fault. (elbows King Frederic)
Ooh! Yes! Uh, we wanted to pull some sort of prank, so that all this wouldn't be in... vain.
Uh, really? And, and what were you gonna do in there, pray tell? (points to the door behind Eugene and King Frederic)
Well I thought it'd be funny to slip into the library and rearrange the periodicals. Historians hate that.
That is the worst idea for a prank I have ever heard! And in true Coronan fashion, you would've failed! Again! (points the other door) That's the real door to the library!
Uh, no, nope. No, it's not. (checks his map) I'm pretty sure this is the library. (points to the door behind him) (King Trevor facepalms)
You imbecile! This is my castle! I know where my library is! (Eugene turns around)
Meh! Agree to disagree. (King Trevor puts his hand on Eugene)
I'll prove it. (walks between Eugene and King Frederic to open the door) (Eugene and King Frederic turn around) You see-- (trap door opens and he falls into it) (he screams and thuds) (Eugene sees the trap door after King Trevor fell into)
(laughs) Forgot about your own top-notch security for a second, didn't ya? (tells King Trevor after he fell into the trap door)
Well played, Eugene! Very well played! Up high. (chuckles) (gives Eugene a high five)
(gasps) (gives King Frederic a high five) Yeah!
Let me up, Frederic! There's spiders down here! Spiders! Ah! One just touched me! (Trevor Jr. barks) Trevor Jr., are you clapping? (Eugene puts his map away) Those had better be claps of sorrow!
Would you look at that. (Trevor Jr. claps) I've finally humiliated Trevor!
Oh, Your Majesty! We have not yet begun to humiliate that guy. (referring to King Trevor)
(groans) (he and King Frederic smile at each other) Ahh.
KFKing Frederic and Eugene
Huh? (they see the archway has been painted by Rapunzel)
Oh, my. (Rapunzel appears)
Gotcha, Dad! (laughs) Oh, man, you should see the look on your face right now.
Well, I suppose it's fine. As long you girls repaint the archway. By nightfall. (tells Rapunzel and Cassandra)
Of course, Your Majesty. (King Frederic walks away) Well, Raps, you finally figured out this whole prank thing. (tells Rapunzel)
It was unexpected, clever, funny, and mischievous, but you overlooked one thing of the most important parts of any good prank. (points the archway) (tells Rapunzel) You didn't think it through. (tosses a paintbrush to Rapunzel) We both still have to repaint the archway by nightfall, remember? (Rapunzel gives her the paintbrush)
Sorry, but I've got princess duties to attend to. Looks like you're gonna have to do all by yourself. Still believe I didn't think it through? (starts to walk away after telling Cassandra) (Cassandra pulls both of her sleeves up and puts the paintbrush inside the paint) (starts repainting the archway) Kidding! (returns to the archway after pranking Cassandra) (Cassandra drops the paintbrush after she is terrified then she picks it up) You just got pranked! (points to Cassandra) Ha-ha! I totally got you! You should've seen the look on your face! (puts her hand out)
I just got Rapunzelled. (gives Rapunzel the paintbrush to start repaint the archway) Well played, Raps. Very well played. (Eugene walks to the archway holding a paintbrush and a bucket of paint to help Cassandra and Rapunzel) (Cassandra holds her paint bucket while Eugene puts his paint bucket on the floor then he holds the paint bucket for Rapunzel)
Well, Your Majesty, did you do it? Did you get the seal? (asks King Frederic)
Unfortunately, no, Captain. However, Eugene came up with something far better. (tells the Captain of the Guards while walking away)
Hey Cassie! Hey, you wanna see my new invention? (asks her) Rumor has it, it is a shoo-in for the first prize in the contest. (whispers) I started the rumor. (tells her)
Oh. Hey, Varian. First off it's Cass not Cassie. Secondly, I'm slammed so--
Oh, yeah, I-- I hear ya. Hey, did I tell you that my invention can create an entirely new element? I call it-- (Stan appears)
Cassandra!, I thought you should know, the Captain is short on guards for the expo. This could be your big chance! (tells Cassandra) (she smiles while sliding down the ladder)
Come on, let's go! (leaves with Stan while Varian sees them running to the castle) (Owl hooting when he holds the rope after it unties) (Varian hears Owl trying to hold the rope and he runs to the ladder and climbs it to help Cassandra's pet then he takes the rope from Cassandra's pet and ties to the pole)
Cassandra! Lookin' good! (Varian hears Rapunzel then he sees her and Eugene) You should see some of the inventions on display. Look at these crazy goggles. (turns the lens on) Oh. Hi, Varian! (removes the goggles from her head and sees him then he smiles) (Varian climbs off the ladder and jumps to the ground and turns around) I haven't seen you since we...
Since your last invention almost killed us. (completes Rapunzel's sentence) So glad you're here. With looks like another invention.
Please, I wouldn't miss a chance to promote the merits of alchemy. And wait until you see my invention. I think, uh, everyone at the expo will be impressed. (tells Rapunzel and Eugene) (chuckles) Cassandra's gonna be here, right? Not that I'm doing this for Cassandra! (Varian reveals his crush on Cassandra to Rapunzel and Eugene when Varian blushes) (chuckles) But, yes, she's gonna be there, right? (asks Rapunzel and Eugene)
No, no, no! We'll need men here! We'll put guards here, and... Does this mean we're out of real guards, too?
Blasted! This exposition of science is just spreading our ranks too thin. (Maximus grunts) We need more guards!
(clears throat) (he sees Cassandra) (door closes) (Maximus grunts)
I'll need the room. (Pete, Stan and Maximus exit) So, you want your first guard assignment. We've talked about this, Cassandra. I just don't know that you're ready. (tells her)
Dad, I've been training with the guards since I was six. I know castle procedures and protocol better than anyone, so if there's any other reason why you feel I'm not ready besides me being your daughter, I'm all ears. (tells him)
Your lady-in-waiting duties come first. Only after you've finished those, including setting up for the expo, may you help. Are we clear?
Crystal. (Sees her long list of chores and groans)
Come on, come on, come on! (pulling Eugene) (gasps) Ooh. Oh, whoa. Wow. Whoa! That makes flipping flapjacks look like a piece of cake! (laughs) Or should I say pancake?
SIStilt Inventor
Ladies and gentlemen, forget everything you know about spring-loaded stilts!
Mmm! Fresh from this goat's body and into my tummy. (Everyone groans in disgust)
FPFernanda Pizazzo
Attention, science lovers! I am the one and only Fernanda Pizazzo! Yes. Thank you, thank you. You may ask yourselves what revolutionary, stupendous invention lies behind this veil? You're about to find out when revered master scientist, and handsome morsel, Dr. Alcott St. Croix arrives to name my entry into this contest first prize!
