Ha! This is so great! (enjoys the ride when he collects air particles with a test tube) I feel like a bird! (turns around after collecting air particles and closes the test tube with a cork)
(chuckle) Indeed. (puts his hand on Varian) Have you heard of "The legend of the Lone Birdman of Swandalay"? (asks Varian)
No... Uh, well, no, but, um-- (tells Xavier then he starts telling Varian another story)
The ancient people of Swandalay were actually a seafaring tribe. (Varian is sick and tired of hearing Xavier's stories then Varian sees "Stan")
Hey, look! Someone needs help! (points to "Stan" when Varian is telling Xavier that they should help then Xavier will land the hot air balloon) Hold on! We're almost there! (tells "Stan") (he and Xavier run to "Stan") (picks up a helmet) Huh? (fooled by Kiera and Stan) (hurner roars) Hey!(he and Xavier see that Kiera and Stan stole the hot air balloon)
What are you doing? (asks Kiera and Stan after taking the hot air balloon away from him and Varian)
StanLooks like we're winning! (tells Varian and Xavier) (he and Kiera smile when the hot air balloon flies away from Varian and Xavier)
You're playing dirty! (jumps at the edge of the river to tell Kiera and Stan that they are cheating)
There's nothing in the rules that says we can't be smarter than you! (telling Varian and Xavier) (Varian and Xavier see Kiera and Stan fly away with the hot air balloon that they took from Varian and Xavier) (Xavier starts telling another story then Varian turns his head to the left side)
(sigh) She reminds me of The Legend of Perpetua Demosthenese, the young girl who thought she was smarter than all of those around her. (chuckle) (Varian is bored of hearing Xavier's legends) (Varian puts the helmet on his head and sits on the edge of the river with his head down)
I'm free as a bird... is what I would be saying, if you hadn't steered us into a tree!
Stan
You know, I'm starting to get why they call you Angry. (Kiera is annoyed at her partner then she sees Rapunzel and Feldspar)
Woo-hoo! You might say I'm on a roll! (laughing)
(gasps) She's got a map! (she and Stan see Rapunzel holding a map)
Stan
Hey! Cheaters! (yells and points at Rapunzel and Feldspar!
(panting) This is it! (removes the vines then she and Feldspar enter the crypt) We made it here first!
All right. I'll block the entrance. (he tells Rapunzel then he hears Stan telling Rapunzel and her partner cheated)
Stan
Hey! Cheaters! (Feldspar sees Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan and Vladimir mad at Rapunzel and her partner at the crypt)
For shame! (tells Rapunzel and Feldspar)
I'll block the entrance from here, if that's all right. (hides behind Rapunzel when he is scared of Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Vladimir storming at him and Rapunzel)
(sighs) (Pascal squeaks) Relax, okay? Breathe. (tells her pet) I can get out of this. I am well-versed in Corona laws, so we'll probably only be detained for a night. (she and Pascal hear the Captain of the Guard)
GCaptain of the Guard
You two scrubs are wanted in all seven kingdoms. (tells Sideburns and Patchy) You're going away for a long time. (locks door) (leaves) (suspense music playing) (Rapunzel is shocked then mad) (young Max arrives) (young Maximus nickering) (Pete elbows Stan)
Looks like somebody wants to help haul the wagon, doesn't he, Stan?
Stan
It sure does, Pete. (Pascal squeaking) (Rapunzel and Pascal hear Pete and Stan) (Max nickering)
(gasp) Max! (Pascal squeaks) Aw, teenage Max was so cute! (Max snuffs at Sideburns and Patchy) (Max grumbling) (teen Sideburns smiles) (teen Patchy also smiles) (suspense music playing) (young Max walks to the horses)
Stan
chuckling) Aw, it's okay, Max. Maybe one day, you'll be big enough. Who knows, maybe even a horse in the royal guard. (pets Max's mane) You go ahead.. (Raps sees a young Stan, a young Pete and a young Max) (Pascal squeaks)
We've gotta get back to our own time, but first, we've gotta get out of here. (has an idea) Hmm... I think I know what will do the trick. (using "tough guy" voice) Hey, Patchy. We might be behind bars, but I'll tell you what the real crime is. (scoff) That guard's mustache. (talks about Pete) (Max neighing) You know, I'll tell you who should have a mustache. His partner. Now, that guy has a stache face. (talks about Stan) (Max neighing)
Stan
I told you I should be the mustache guy.
Nah, you can't both be the mustache guy. (Pete and Stan walk to Sideburns)
Stan
You know, he's right. It's just ridiculous. (agrees with Sideburns)
You're ridiculous. (tells Stan)
Stan
I'm sorry, but your face and your mustache, they just don't go together.
(gasp) How dare you. (points his finger at Stan but the latter slaps the former's finger) I'm-- (he and Stan slapping each other) Ow, not the face! (Pascal takes the keys from Pete when he and Stan are distracted) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal gives the keys to Rapunzel) (yelling continues) (Raps runs to the door) Cut it out! Ow!
Stan
Ow! (Rapunzel opens the door to see that Pete and Stan are still slapping themselves) (Papunzel and Pascal escape from the wagon) (Pascal squeaks)
Ow! Gah, forgot that I'm a foot taller. (crashing) (screech) (Pascal is flung to a book by a halberd and Raps sees) (Pascal squeaks when he and a book fell to the floor) (Pascal squeaking) (book opens to a page that has an hourglass and Pascal points to it) (Pascal squeaks) Pascal, you genius! (Raps bends on her knees and tells her pet) Okay, okay, okay. (holds the book) "The hourglass," blah, blah, blah, has great power," yada yada yada... "It will send any who fall within its mist forward or backward in time 10 years?" (turns around when she hears Stan and Pete)
Stan
Hurry up, mustache man, they went this way!
Quick, the secret passage. (she and Pascal run to the klin)
Stan
How is that an insult?
Okay. Xavier has all kinds of books on mystical stuff, so if there's a way to get back home, this is where we'll find it. How did he open this again?
I know sarcasm when I hear it. (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel turns a horseshoe) (klin rumbling) (Pascal and Rapunzel run inside) (the klin shuts)
TLTeen Lance
Uh, what are you in for? (asks Shorty)
Oh, I didn't get arrested. I just like the food here. (smooch) Five star gruel. (lock pick rattling) (Rapunzel tries to pick the lock)
TLTeen Lance
Sideburns?! What are you doing here?
What does it look like I'm doing? Unfortunately, I don't know how to pick a lock. (hears teen Eugene inside the dungeon)
TETeen Eugene
Step aside, Burnsie. Let a real thief handle that. (Rapunzel smiles) (teen Lance walks to the bars happily when he sees teen Eugene)
TLTeen Lance
Flynn! You came back for me?
TETeen Eugene
Uh, I guess I've got a new rule. Friends don't leave friends behind. (enchanted music playing)
TLTeen Lance
W-w-wait a minute! Raise that eyebrow again. N-now pucker those lips. Little more. More... Oops, okay, th-that's the duck face... Okay, no, right, there you go! That Flynn Rider is your "blaze!" (holds a bowl) (Raps moves a bit) (Shorty is eating) (teen Eugene takes a bowl from teen Lance)
TETeen Eugene
Wow, you're right! It's exquisite. Although, I'm gonna call it, "The Smolder." It's got a nice ring to it. (fist bumps teen Lance) (young Max whinnying) (Raps, teen Eugene and teem Lance see young Max coming) Not again. (runs)
Stan
What is it, Max? What's wrong?
TLTeen Lance
Uh, Flynn. Can you unlock me? (teen Eugene runs back to the cell)
TETeen Eugene
Oh! Yeah. Sorry about that, buddy. (apologizes to teen Lance) (unlocks the cell) (he and Rapunzel run away from the cell)
TLTeen Lance
Shorty, you coming? (walks out of the cell)
Guys! Come on, we gotta go! (teen Lance runs behind teen Eugene) (upbeat music playing) (Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance run away) (young Max sniffing, neighs) (young Max walk to an opened cell alongside Pete and Stan)
Stan
Shorty, what did we tell you about sneaking into prison?
Sneak? How dare you. I just walked right in. (young Max whinnies) (young Max has the scent of Raps, teen Eugene and teen Lance) (young Max runs to the left) (Stan and Pete run after young Max) (young Max neighs)
GCaptain of the Guard
King Frederic, Queen Arianna. As the Captain of the Corona Royal Guard, I have sworn to defend this kingdom against all who threaten it. But as a father, I cannot face my daughter in battle. (takes his helmet off and bow) And so it is with a heavy heart that I retire from my post. (Rapunzel, Eugene, Lance, Maximus, Attila, Vladimir and Ulf gasp) (Pete sighs and fainted then Stan holds him)
Captain, you have served Corona with dignity and pride for so many years. Thank you.
And we respect your decision.
GCaptain of the Guard
As for my replacement, it was a very difficult decision. There are so many qualified guards.
Stan
Can we get some water over here?
Have any of these guards ever successfully guarded anything?
GCaptain of the Guard
My replacement has put his life on the line for Corona countless times, and so it is with utmost confidence that I recommend Eugene Fitzherbert.
(spit take) Wha-- (shocked)
(laughs) Captain Fitzherbert. I like the sound of that. Yeah, buddy, I have a few outstanding citations, so if those could somehow, you know, disappear? (chuckles)
GCaptain of the Guard
What do you say, Fitzherbert?
Stan
Come on! Let's check over here!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, what's the commotion?
Stan
The princess's crown, it's been stolen. Again. (stop running then tell Rapunzel and Eugene) (walks to the crime)
Oh. Sounds like the kind of thing the Captain of the Guard might handle. (elbows Eugene) Huh? Hmm?
For the record, I have not yet accepted that position. (Stan and Pete notice the rope on the roof)
Stan
The ceiling. No one would think to stand guard up there. (tells Pete) Whoever did this must be a criminal mastermind the likes of which Corona has never seen.
Stan, Pete. I literally committed the exact same crime. (a guard opens the doors then enters)
Guard
Sir. We've got a detailed description of the thief. (tells Eugene while showing him the wanted poster)
Very funny. Who put you up to this? (takes the wanted poster from a guard to see then turns it around) Oh, nobody wants to own up, huh? Okay. Well, I'll get to the bottom of this. (leaves)
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