RapunzelGood news, Cassandra. We can compete together! Isn't that great? Eeee!
AAnnouncer
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the first event! The Gauntlet! (crowd cheering) (Skull Kickr walks to the first event)
SKSkull Kickr
(thuds) (screaming when launched into the sky while Rapunzel and Cassandra see him fly) (clattering) (audience cheering)
You're sure you wanna do this? (asks Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
Sure do! (tells Cassandra)
AAnnouncer
Next up for The Gauntlet, Cassandra!
(panting) Excuse me. Comin' through. (tells the crowd) Emergency. Naive princess making life horrible decision. Pardon me. (walking down) (foreboding music) (The scene cuts to Cassandra marches towards swinging hammers) (Wreck Marauder blocks Cassandra from going to The Gauntlet then he twists a pipe into a knot and shows her)
What's that supposed to be? (asks Wreck Marauder)
It's a knot. As in you're knot going to win. (laughs) (Cassandra walks to the other side of him) It's a thinker. (Cassandra dodges the swinging hammers)
Rapunzel
Woo! Go, Cass! (crowd cheering)
GGirl
Way to go, Cassandra! Woo-hoo!
AAnnouncer
Next up, Princess Rapunzel! (Eugene sees that it is Rapunzel's turn to walk between the hammers but he puts his hands on his face) (crowd cheering)
Please don't get smashed. Please don't get smashed... (he and Pascal worried about Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
(humming while dancing around the hammers) (crowd cheering) (Eugene stops putting his hands on his face)
Oh, yeah! (laughs) (Pascal squeaks) (Eugene puts his hand on the lady's shoulder and tells her) That's my girlfriend right there! (akes his hand of the lady) (crowrd cheering) What? I wasn't worried, she's got this. Whoo!
GGirl
Yay, Rapunzel! Whoo! (crowd cheering) (Cassandra is unnoticed again) (Skull Kickr writes Rapunzel's name on his arm) (Cass is mad and Rapunzel runs to her)
Rapunzel
Cassandra, did you see that? I told you I could handle myself. (tells Cassandra)
Nice dance, Rapunzel. (tells Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
Uh, thanks?
I'm not sure that routine will do much good against Wreck in the Dead Man's Circle.
(walks and made it to the second round) (hammers thudding)
But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky again. (Rapunzel sees and is terrified of Wreck Marauder then Cassandra walks away mad)
Rapunzel
That wasn't luck. (walks to the starting line alongside Cassandra and the other competitors)
AAnnouncer
Challengers! Prepare for the next event!
(arrows thumping when she aimed them to the bull's eye due to her perfect skill and accuracy) Yes!
Rapunzel
(doesn't know to aim an arrow to the bull's eye but she uses a guitar as a bow and made it to the third round) (crowd gasps)
(destroys the top of the bull's eye while Cassandra and Rapunzel see him) (the top of the bull's eye thudding) (crowd cheering)
(horn blaring) (a man and a lady protecting their ears) Yeah! (the same man that told him earlier to move to a new seat walks to him) (Eugene walks to another seat while carrying his horn)
Do you even know the rules? Aren't shoes required for the Log Roll? (asks the announcer if footwear is needed for an event and she takes the paper from him) Ugh, somebody check the Rulebook of the Brave! (the announcer walks to Cassandra and takes his paper from her then he walks away) (turns around and tells Hook Foot and the other competitors about Rapunzel) Guys! Am I the only one who has a problem with this? The Princess is making a mockery of this competition! (points to Rapunzel) (Rapunzel is stretching) (Hook Foot walks to her and he puts his hand on her while trying to comfort her)
Hey, it's okay, kid. When you're mad, do a dance! Give that smile a sec--. (tells Cassandra what Rapunzel told him earlier)
Oh, go eat a turkey leg, Hook! (annoyed and tells him to leave and eat meat) (Hook Foot takes his hand off her and leaves) (turns around and angrily walks to Rapunzel while she stretches) Okay, listen, Rapunzel, this has gone far enough. (Rapunzel turns around) Let's call it a day.
Rapunzel
(chuckles) I will call it a day. The day I won the championship. Boom! Trash talk!
Let's see where you land after the Dead's Man Circle.
Rapunzel
Yeah, okay, yeah. (she and Cassandra stare at each other) We'll totally see where we land after the Dead Man's Circle. And what is the Dead Man's Circle?
It's the final event. And believe me, your little dances won't save you this time.
RCRapunzel and Cassandra
Hmph! (Rapunzel and Cassandra walk away opposite directions)
This is awkward. (about Rapunzel and Cassandra's argument)
Rapunzel
[She and Eugene were running from a cloaked figure who was following them, until...] Ugh. Dead end!
Rapunzel! That vase! Now!
[Rapunzel runs into hiding as Eugene prepares to face the cloaked figure himself. But, turns out, the cloaked figure looks kind of familiar.]
[laughs] Gotcha, Rider! [removes his hood] Man, you should’ve seen your...
[Before he can finish, he was conked on the head by a vase. Turns out Rapunzel knocked him out with a vase.]
Rapunzel
Bam! Haha! Follow that, buddy? Hmph!
You know I meant "hide in the vase", right? Princess Rapunzel, meet Lance Strongbow.
What do we have here? A plate of cheese and crackers. I wonder why?
Rapunzel
Uh, it's because I am very hungry and very thirsty, thank you very much. (tastes some grapes) Mmm, so good. (Cassandra give her a strict look) Okay, fine. Yes, they're not home. But what is to say they're not out having fun?
Oh, I never said anything about them not having fun. I'm just suggesting they're most likely stealing stuff while doing it.
Rapunzel
[irritated] Okay, I have had just about enough, Cassandra. You know what? Let's go find Eugene, so I can show you that you were wrong. (drinks some milk and gets a milk mustache) Hmm?
[jokely] Okay, but when I'm proven right, you're gonna have egg on your face.
Rapunzel
(rolls her eyes) Hoho! I promise you this, I will not have anything on my face tonight. (give Pete the plate and walks away)
Princess, you have a milk mustache.
Rapunzel
[off-screen] I know what I have Pete, Thank you!
Rapunzel
It's the first time people see when they enter the castle, Dad. I mean, maybe we could remodel it or something, you know, make it warm and welcoming.
That archway is an important line of defense, Rapunzel. It is imperative it convey strength and security. (Eugene arrives at the table)
(mumbling) You want strength and security, here's what you do... (sits at the table next to Rapunzel) (King Frederic is unamused) Lion statues! Ooh, ooh, better yet... turn the archway into a giant lion's mouth! No, wait! Let's do the whole lion--
Thank you, Eugene. I'll take those suggestions under advisement.
Ahh, teamwork! Up high! (cleans his hands on his vest and gives King Frederic a high five) (chuckling) Your Majesty! (waits for a high five) (Rapunzel puts her hand on Eugene's shirt and pulls it because he is embarrassing her) (he sits) Right! You're eating. We're eating. Next time, then. Cool.
You know, blondie, you might wanna start coming up with lion designs for that archway. I think that idea got some real traction with your dad
I'm sure the king loved your idea. You do realize he was just being polite, and probably didn't wanna call you a nitwit to your face.
Rapunzel
Cass! If my dad didn't like Eugene's ideas, I think he would just say so.
Yeah. And he's never been shy about calling me names to my face before. (Pascal groans)
Well, before you go and have your royal advisor nameplate made up, you should probably know that whatever the king wants to ignore an idea, he always says "I'll take it under advisement." (does air quotes)
Ha! Shows what you know! I clearly remember him saying "I'll... (remembers what Rapunzel's dad said to him earlier at the table)
Take those suggestions under advisement. (thunder cracking)
Oh, no! He does think I'm a nitwit!
This changes everything! I cannot have a father-in-law who doesn't take me seriously!
Why not? No one else takes you seriously. (Rapunzel walks to Eugene and fixes his collar then dusts his vest off)
Rapunzel
That's not true, Eugene. My dad thinks very highly of you. (Cass shakes her head "no") Though, there are times you could be a bit more selective about the kinds of things you suggest to him. He is the King, after all. (Cass shakes her head "yes")
Et tu, blondie? (walks away from Rapunzel) Okay, you know what? It's fine. It's fine. I can fix this. Quick! Name things your dad likes, that I can pretend I also like to impress him! (bells sounding)
The emergency alarm! (she, Rapunzel and Eugene hear the siren)
Rapunzel
Equis? As in the kingdom next door, Equis?
Rapunzel
What's that got to do with my dad's statue? Why is it all messed up?
Your dad's lifetime rival, King Trevor of Equis, likes to play pranks on him. (tells Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
By just drawing a silly face on Dad's statue? (scoffs) I can't imagine any intelligent person finding this funny.
(laughing) (clears throat) (Rapunzel, Cassandra and the Captain of the Guards look at him) (he smiles)
Anyway, King Trevor always manages to thoroughly embarrass your father.
I can hear you, Captain. And yes, I am embarrassed. Embarrassed for him, really! The very idea of a grown man partaking in such infantile boobery!
Rapunzel
I still don't get it.
Trevor has been trying to lure me into partaking in his shenanigans since our youth. Well, I won't partake! Do you hear me, Trevor! I won't partake! (crows cawing and they are flying away)
Blondie, great news! Your dad just asked me to steal the Royal Seal of Equis for him!
Rapunzel
Stealing from Equis? (closes the book? (Pascal squeaks and facepalms) (slides down the ladder) That doesn't sound like a great idea. (opens the book to show Eugene then Pascal flips a page) Did you know that they have over a thousand guards on duty at any given time? (Eugene takes the book from her and closes it)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, but don't you see? (puts the book on the desk and Pascal climbs on the globe) It's the perfect way for me to prove to him I'm more than just some nitwit thief!
Rapunzel
By stealing something?
No. (spins the globe) (Pascal squealing) By stealing something well. (spins the globe fast then stops it) (Pascal squeals, groans)
Rapunzel
Hm.
Hey, come on, it's for the official royal prank! I'm pretty sure that makes it completely legal...ish.
Rapunzel
Oh! Well, then let me come with you. (holds her bag) I'm pretty good at surprises.
Sorry, blondie, but I've assessed the situation, and this is a one-man job. Luckily, Flynn Rider does his best work alone.
Rapunzel: Mmph, what's so fun about pranks, anyway? (Cassandra carries a watering can and waters the plant inside the bedroom then walks to Rapunzel)
Mostly, the look on the other person's face when they realize what's happening.
Rapunzel
So, it's supposed to surprise people?
Well, it's more like a joke. But, only the person responsible for it thinks it's funny. (Rapunzel walks away from her bay window)
Rapunzel
Oh. So, like the jokes my dad tells.
No. There's more to it than that. You need to get somebody to expect one thing and then do something unexpected instead. It's basically entertainment for morons. (Rapunzel picks a portrait of Pascal)
Rapunzel
Hmm. Unexpected, eh? (puts an eye mask on Pascal while he is sleeping and snoring then puts a blanket on him as a prank) By the time, he wakes up, he'll be so rested he won't even know what hit him! (laughs) I can't wait to see the look on his face. (Cassandra removes the eye mask)
Unexpected but not clever. (Pascal distressed squeaking)
All I'm saying is, if you bring a quiche to work, you should bring enough to share with your co-workers. That's-- Just--
Yeah, but, you don't even like quiche!
Yeah, but that's-- First of all, don't tell me what I don't like. (puts his hand on his nose and walks away while being mad at Stan)
No, I know you don't like quiche.
Okay, because I, like a lotta things, but you never point that out.
You just tell me all the stuff I don't like.
Anyway, let's just this one done. (stops holding his halberd and walks to the other weapons then tells Stan) Okay, you start cleaning the spears, I'll work on the swords. (Stan stops holding his halberd) (cabinet doors rattling) (Pete and Stan turn around and they hear a noise) (rattling continues) (Pete and Stan are walking towards the noise while holding their halberds)
Rapunzel
Ha! Gotcha! (stops hiding inside the cabinet while holding a rag and a sword)
(screams) (the weapons inside the cabinet have been shined by Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
Ha! I just polished all of these weapons before you could! You should see the look on your face! (tells Pete and Stan) (Stan is terrified while his halberd is clanking) (Pete is shocked) You've just been pranked! Or as it's soon to be called, Rapunzelled. (Stan falls backwards then Rapunzel and Pete see Stan on the floor) (Cassandra opens the door to the weapons room to see how Rapunzel's prank turned out)
That was clever. But not funny. (closes the door and leaves)
Rapunzel
Ha! Gotcha! You should see the look on your face! (Maximus whinnying, clapping) (Cassandra opens the stables door) (Maximus bites an apple then runs the other side) (Rapunzel walks to the entrance and asks Cassandra about the prank) Did you see the look on his face? He expected one apple, but then he got a whole bunch! (the head of the Maximus statue fell to the floor) Best. Prank. Ever. (Maximus eats one of the apples) (Maximus whinnying)
Funny, but not mischievous. (she and Rapunzel see Maximus scooting on the floor while eating apples)
(groans) (he and King Frederic smile at each other) Ahh.
KFKing Frederic and Eugene
Huh? (they see the archway has been painted by Rapunzel)
Oh, my. (Rapunzel appears)
Rapunzel
Gotcha, Dad! (laughs) Oh, man, you should see the look on your face right now.
Well, I suppose it's fine. As long you girls repaint the archway. By nightfall. (tells Rapunzel and Cassandra)
Rapunzel
(laughs) Obviously, Dad.
Of course, Your Majesty. (King Frederic walks away) Well, Raps, you finally figured out this whole prank thing. (tells Rapunzel)
Rapunzel
Yes!
It was unexpected, clever, funny, and mischievous, but you overlooked one thing of the most important parts of any good prank. (points the archway) (tells Rapunzel) You didn't think it through. (tosses a paintbrush to Rapunzel) We both still have to repaint the archway by nightfall, remember? (Rapunzel gives her the paintbrush)
Rapunzel
Sorry, but I've got princess duties to attend to. Looks like you're gonna have to do all by yourself. Still believe I didn't think it through? (starts to walk away after telling Cassandra) (Cassandra pulls both of her sleeves up and puts the paintbrush inside the paint) (starts repainting the archway) Kidding! (returns to the archway after pranking Cassandra) (Cassandra drops the paintbrush after she is terrified then she picks it up) You just got pranked! (points to Cassandra) Ha-ha! I totally got you! You should've seen the look on your face! (puts her hand out)
I just got Rapunzelled. (gives Rapunzel the paintbrush to start repaint the archway) Well played, Raps. Very well played. (Eugene walks to the archway holding a paintbrush and a bucket of paint to help Cassandra and Rapunzel) (Cassandra holds her paint bucket while Eugene puts his paint bucket on the floor then he holds the paint bucket for Rapunzel)
Well, Your Majesty, did you do it? Did you get the seal? (asks King Frederic)
Unfortunately, no, Captain. However, Eugene came up with something far better. (tells the Captain of the Guards while walking away)
Hey Cassie! Hey, you wanna see my new invention? (asks her) Rumor has it, it is a shoo-in for the first prize in the contest. (whispers) I started the rumor. (tells her)
Oh. Hey, Varian. First off it's Cass not Cassie. Secondly, I'm slammed so--
Oh, yeah, I-- I hear ya. Hey, did I tell you that my invention can create an entirely new element? I call it-- (Stan appears)
Cassandra!, I thought you should know, the Captain is short on guards for the expo. This could be your big chance! (tells Cassandra) (she smiles while sliding down the ladder)
Come on, let's go! (leaves with Stan while Varian sees them running to the castle) (Owl hooting when he holds the rope after it unties) (Varian hears Owl trying to hold the rope and he runs to the ladder and climbs it to help Cassandra's pet then he takes the rope from Cassandra's pet and ties to the pole)
Rapunzel
Cassandra! Lookin' good! (Varian hears Rapunzel then he sees her and Eugene) You should see some of the inventions on display. Look at these crazy goggles. (turns the lens on) Oh. Hi, Varian! (removes the goggles from her head and sees him then he smiles) (Varian climbs off the ladder and jumps to the ground and turns around) I haven't seen you since we...
Since your last invention almost killed us. (completes Rapunzel's sentence) So glad you're here. With looks like another invention.
Please, I wouldn't miss a chance to promote the merits of alchemy. And wait until you see my invention. I think, uh, everyone at the expo will be impressed. (tells Rapunzel and Eugene) (chuckles) Cassandra's gonna be here, right? Not that I'm doing this for Cassandra! (Varian reveals his crush on Cassandra to Rapunzel and Eugene when Varian blushes) (chuckles) But, yes, she's gonna be there, right? (asks Rapunzel and Eugene)
Rapunzel
Come on, come on, come on! (pulling Eugene) (gasps) Ooh. Oh, whoa. Wow. Whoa! That makes flipping flapjacks look like a piece of cake! (laughs) Or should I say pancake?
SIStilt Inventor
Ladies and gentlemen, forget everything you know about spring-loaded stilts!
Rapunzel
Done!
Mmm! Fresh from this goat's body and into my tummy. (Everyone groans in disgust)
FPFernanda Pizazzo
Attention, science lovers! I am the one and only Fernanda Pizazzo! Yes. Thank you, thank you. You may ask yourselves what revolutionary, stupendous invention lies behind this veil? You're about to find out when revered master scientist, and handsome morsel, Dr. Alcott St. Croix arrives to name my entry into this contest first prize!
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