Rapunzel quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Eugene

"Why do you want to be friends with Cassandra, anyway?"

Rapunzel

"Because she's real. Eugene, I just spent eighteen years with someone who lied to my face."

Varian

Ruddiger, get outta my apron! That tickles! (mad at his pet for tickling him) (Ruddiger chitters) (Ruddiger runs) (Varian pulls the lever) (electricity sparking)

Rapunzel

Are you sure this is going to work? (asks Varian)

Varian

If my new machine works the way I think it should, (chuckling) and it will, we are moments away from reversing the effects of the Saporian's memory wand. (machinery whirring) (pipes burst) (pink goo splattering on King Frederic, Queen Arianna and Rapunzel) (Pascal squeaking but he sees Rapunzel has goo on her then he change colors to goo and Rapunzel smiles at Pascal)

King Frederic

Ugh... Where am I, and why am I so gooey?

Varian

I'm sorry, Rapunzel. I-I was so sure this was gonna work! (scratches his hair when he failed) (sigh) I feel like I've tried everything. (feeling down)

Rapunzel

You did your best, and besides, I have another method up my sleeve. Don't get me wrong. The power of science is impressive, but it is nothing compared to the power of love. (goo splattering on her and Pascal) (Varian backs away) (Ruddiger jumps off the ceiling then holds an apple) (Ruddiger chitters when he eats the fruit while Rapunzel smiles) (licks her hand) Mm, strawberry! (Varian smiles)

Rapunzel

Okay. Either we've somehow been magically shrunk down and imprisoned inside the shell pendant... Or?

Catalina

Or... (Rapunzel turns around)

Rapunzel

Yeah, sorry. I was hoping I'd think of something more positive sounding by the time I finished that thought but I've got nothing. (Kiera and Catalina are feeling down but Rapunzel comforted them) It's okay! It's okay! We'll find a way out of here. We have been in much worse situations. Definitely not weirder, but worse. (walks away from Varian, Kiera and Catalina to try to find an exit)

What have I ever done to deserve this?

Varian

Di-didn't you steal from, you know, dozens of people?

Oh, right. We're doomed. (picks up a pillow and tosses it to Varian)

Varian

(grumbles when the pillow slams onto his face then he removes it from his face and holds it above his head but Raps takes the pillow)

Rapunzel

Chin up, guys! (Varian sees that he is not holding the pillow then he grumbles when he turns around and sees that Rapunzel has the pillow) I bet Max and the others are already on their way to get help. (tells Varian, Kiera and Catalina) I'm sure we will be free in no time. (pendant is on grass) (Max is trying to free his head from the branches) (Hamuel squawks when he slams to a tree and Ruddiger chittering comically at Max) (Max whinnies) (Hamuel cawing when his head is also stuck between the branches) (bushes rustling) (Dwayne walks out of the bushes)

Dwayne

Say, princess, do you think I can catch a lift back into... sees the pendant next to a tree stump) (pendant shimmers) (Ruddiger laughing) Ah. (chucles deviously) (grabs the pendant) (Max pushes the tree hard to free himself but he lands on Ruddiger and Pascal) (Max neighs when he tries to find Ruddiger and Pascal then Max sees that the pendant is gone) (Maximus starts to walk while Ruddiger and Pascal fell to the ground) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger see a hole next to a tree stump) (Max and Ruddiger sniff to find footprints when they are heading opposite ways but Pascal sits on a tree stump) (Max sees footprints then he whinnies) (Max neighing happily points to a direction then turns around) (Pascal squeaks and turns around to tell Ruddiger) (Ruddiger also stops sniffing when he sees footprints) (Ruddiger chittering happily) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger decide to pick a path) (Max neighs) (Pascal squeaks) (Ruddiger chitters) (suspenseful music playing) (Ruddiger and Max start to argue again but Pascal tries to stop their fight) (Pascal squeakily screams when he is squashed by Ruddiger and Max due to their fight then Pascal separates them) (Max neighs) (Max runs) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal follows Max) (Ruddiger squeaks) (Ruddiger chitters angrily then follows Pascal and Max)

Rapunzel

(groans) Well, what can you see? (asks Catalina)

Catalina

Um... it looks like we're moving.

Varian

Where is Max taking us? (asks Catalina)

Catalina

Ugh. Max isn't the one carrying us. (sees Dwayne's nose) Dwayne is. (bushes rustles) (Dwayne goes the river and walks to a raft then steps on it)

Rapunzel

Hey, Catalina. Do you think you could push that jewel out of its setting?

Varian

Oh, yeah. Good idea. Good... If you can, you might be able to squeeze through that opening. (agrees with Rapunzel but he groans then he tells Catalina)

Catalina

I'll give it a try. (bends her head to tell Varian then she puts her head up when she is going to open the jewel) (groaning) It's in there pretty good. (suspenseful music playing) (Max is still sniffing the footprints) (Max whinnies) (Pascal squeaks) (Ruddiger and Pascal panting and stop walking) (Max neighs) (Max whinnies angrily and he turns his head both ways before seeing a boot alongside Ruddiger and Pascal) (Pascal squeaks when he and Ruddiger walk to Max) (the boot hops away then Hamuel is cawing when he appears out of the boot) (Hamuel hops the boot away then it makes footprints) (Ruddiger chitters angrily) (Max whickers) (Pascal chitters when he follows Hamuel while Max and Ruddiger are still mad) (Pascal comes out of the foilage and sees Dwayne sleeping on a raft) (Pascal returns to Max and Ruddiger to tell them that he saw Dwayne) (Pascal squeaks forcefully) (Max grabs Ruddiger then Max runs to the riverbank while Ruddiger holds on to Max's tail) (thilling music playing) (Max jumps on the medium sized rock while Pascal and Hamuel are on the saddle and Ruddiger is holding on the tail) (Max jumps above the bush then he goes under a fallen tree trunk then he stops when he sees the river) (a fork in the road is shown but Dwayne is going to the right) (Max whickers)

Catalina

(grunting) Almost...got it! (pushing hard to take the jewel out of the setting and holds on to it)

Rapunzel

Great job Catalina! Can you fit?

Catalina

I'll try. (puts her hand between the jewel and the shell) (Dwayne wakes up to see Catalina's hand out of it and he is screaming then falls on his face) (Catalina's hand went back inside the jewel then it closes then Dwayne turns around) (Dwayne gasps and jumps away from the shell) (Catalina holds her hand that went between the jewel then she turns around to see it) (Dwayne walks to the shell and sees it)

Varian

Guys, look! (tells Rapunzel, Kiera and Catalina then they walk to him) Wow. This... It appears to be some sort of ancient chirography. Yeah! Mionotion perhaps? No, no... Maybe early Saporian?

Rapunzel

Uh, you're looking at it upside down. (tells Varian while she puts her arms on Kiera's head and Varian's goggles then she walks to the other side of the plague) (Varian tilts his head and realizes that he sees it the wrong way)

Varian

Oh, right. Of course.

Rapunzel

(clears throat) You are now prisoner of the shell. To escape its curse, you must return it to the briny deep of the sea, or remain inside it evermore."

Catalina

Uh... How can we return the shell to the sea when we're stuck inside of it? (Varian and Kiera look at Catalina when she asks Rapunzel)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. We're doomed! (Rapunzel walks on the plague to comfort Kiera)

Rapunzel

Hey, don't forget. Doom upside down is whoop! And while you think about that, think about this: Our friends are still out there. Max is the best tracker in Corona! And he's probably on Dwayne's tail as we speak. (tells Varian, Kiera and Catalina about Max's trait)

Catalina

And Pascal is really, really smart. (Rapunzel, Varian and Kiera turn their heads when Catalina tells Rapunzel, Varian and Kiera about Pascal's trait)

Varian

Plus Ruddiger can be surprisingly resourceful. (tells Rapunzel, Kiera and Catalina about Ruddiger's trait)

Anybody wanna say anything nice about that bird? (asks Rapunzel, Varian and Catalina about Hamuel but they turn their heads away then Rapunzel cross her arms, Catalina puts her hand behind her head and Varian is whistling while tapping his foot when they ignored Hamuel's trait)

Rapunzel

Ugh! No trap doors, no secret passages, not even a hidden compartment. (scoffs) What kind of enchanted talisman is this?

Looks like we're gonna be here for the rest of our lives. (tells Rapunzel, Varian and Catalina)

Catalina

I call this couch! (stops holding the pirate hat then she jumps onto the couch) Hey! Maybe it won't be that bad after all... (picks up a skull of a bird from the couch) Ew. (walks away from the couch then she goes behind Varian when she is holding the skull of a bird) Hi, roomie! My name's Scully. (Varian is scared when Catalina puts her hand inside the skull to make it talk then Catalina appears next to Varian) I got a bone to pick with you.

Let me try. (runs to her sister because she wants a turn)

Catalina

Why? You wanna tickle everybody's funny bone? (Rapunzel puts her hand on Scully)

Rapunzel

Scully, shhh. Do you hear that? (asks Varian, Kiera and Catalina)

Dwayne

It's Dwayne Who's gonna sell the necklace For a fortune, Dwayne is, that's me I say D-W-A-N- uh... I mean D-W-A-Y-N-E

Oh, brother. (puts her hand on her head) (Rapunzel walks to a bullhorn and picks it up) (Rapunzel asks and tells Kiera, Varian and Catalina)

Rapunzel

Guys, don't you get it? If we can hear him, he can hear us. We just need to make our voices louder. (Kiera, Varian and Catalina walk to her) Hello!

Dwayne

(gasps while being frightened) Is someone there?

Listen, you bone-headed weasel! (Dwayne jumps when he frightened then he is protecting himself with his sausage when he is hearing voices)

Rapunzel

Angry, give it back. (tells Kiera to hand the bullhorn back to her)

Dwayne

Who's angry? Give what back? (confused)

Rapunzel

We're not going to get him to bring us to the sea by insulting him.

Dwayne

Wait... Insult who?

Varian

(whispering) You know, something tells me he's not going to do it if we ask him nicely either. (Dwayne takes his sausage off the twig then he puts it on his ear) (Dwayne takes the sausage away from his ear then he pokes it with his finger)

Rapunzel

You're right. (ghostly voice) Dwayne! This is your subconscious...

Dwayne

Huh? Sub... What now?

Rapunzel

Your subconscious. You know, your innermost self? That little voice in your head?

Dwayne

Oh, I don't understand.

Rapunzel

Just listen! You need to drop the pendant into the sea.

Dwayne

Well, why? (holds the pendant and sees it) This thing is worth a fortune!

Rapunzel

It is. Uh... But it's a... a magic pendant. If you throw it into the sea, it will grow... uh, 10 times as big... and be worth so much more.

Dwayne

Uh... I don't know.

Rapunzel

Uh, Might be time for some reverse psychology.

I don't think forward psychology would work on this dimwit.

Rapunzel

You're right, Dwayne. Don't do it. Let the lucky crook you sell it to do it. That way he can get rich.

Dwayne

Why, that backstabbing jerk! (breaks his sausage into half and starts to storm off angrily) No one double-crosses Dwayne! (tosses the meat into the fire) (ominious music playing) (Max, Ruddiger and Pascal try to find Dwayne then they see him on a cliff) (Dwayne stops walking at the edge of the cliff and he removes the shell off his neck then he is about to toss it into the sea)

Rapunzel

That's it, Dwayne. You're almost there. (Max neighs when he and Ruddiger see that Dwayne is about to toss the shell into the sea) (Max whinnies) (Max turns around to come up with a plan alongside Ruddiger and Pascal to take the pendant away from Dwayne) (Max whickers and neighs determinedly) (Max drew Pascal holding a flag with #1 on it while Ruddiger holding a flag that has Max's name on it) (Max also drew him going to jump on a tree then he slides backwards then knocks Dwayne into the river and taking the pendant) (Ruddiger erases a draw of Pascal holding a flag #1 and Ruddiger holding a flag that has Max's name on it) (Ruddiger drew a plan of him jumping on Dwayne to knock him out and take the pendant) (Max whinnies angrily and he stomps his hoof) (Pascal drew of himself being annoyed while he grumbles) (Pascal and Ruddiger go to the same direction) (Pascal squeaks) (waves crashing) (Dwayne is about to toss the pendant back into the sea) (Rapunzel, Kiera, Varian and Catalina see that Dwayne is about to toss the pendant back into the sea)

Catalina

Oh! He's actually doing it! (tells Varian, Kiera and Rapunzel) (Pascal chitters when he and Ruddiger sneak up on Dwayne from behind) (Max neighs frantically) (Hamuel cawing when hanging on a branch upside down) (Pascal squeaks when he climbs on Dwayne while invisible) (Pascal turns visible and tries to take the pendant from Dwayne) (Pascal squeaks when he climbs down to the beads then he sees Varian, Catalina, Kiera and Rapunzel inside the shell) (Pascal chitters)

Rapunzel

Oh. Be careful, Pascal! (tells her pet when she, Kiera, Catalina and Varian are worried)

Dwayne

Pascal? (Pascal turns invisible again) My name's Dwayne. (Pascal squeaks) I'm beginning to think you're not my... my sub... sub... (stammering) That thing you said. (Pascal is visible when he squeaks) (Dwayne yelps) (Dwayne tries to shake Pascal off the pendant while Pascal squeaks) (Dwayne flings Pascal to the ground then Pascal squeaks weakly) (Ruddiger chittering when he runs towards and leaps on Dwayne but the former is tossed back to the ground) (Max whinnies angrily when he runs towards Dwayne) (Dwayne runs from Max then the former jumps down) (Max turns around and neighs angrily at Ruddiger and Pascal for letting Dwayne escape with the pendant that sucked Rapunzel, Varian, Kiera and Catalina inside) (Max runs to find Dwayne) (Max whinnying when he picked up Dwayne's scent then he walks to a tree stump where Dwayne is hiding behind) (branches rustling then Ruddiger and Pascal appear)(thrilling music playing) (Ruddiger and Pascal are slammed into Max) (Ruddiger, Pascal and Max crashing) (Dwayne runs away) (Dwayne laughing deviously) (Ruddiger chitters, Pascal squeaks and Max whinnies) That's right. No dumb animal is ever going to catch Dwayne... (a vulture swoops down to pick him up) (Dwayne yells when the vulture brings him back to the nest but Dwayne drops one of his boots)

Looks like we can officially count the animals out of our rescue plan.

Rapunzel

Guys, I have been in a lot of situations like this. Well, not like this. I mean, how often does a person get stuck inside a trinket? But the important thing is we can never give up hope on our friends. Max is a top-notch guard. He just needs to learn that a great leader has to listen as well as give orders. (Maximus whickers) (Max sees beavers and an owl help each other which makes Max smile) In other words, he has to learn how to play well with others. They all do. Each one of those guys has something special about them. Pascal may be small but he's mighty. And also adorable. (Pascal squeaks sadly) (Rapunzel chuckles)(Max neighs) (Pascal hears Max coming to him) (Max neighs happily and licks Pascal) (Pascal squeaks happily) (Pascal climbs on Max) (Pascal squeaking) (Max neighing) (Max and Pascal run to find Ruddiger and Hamuel) And Ruddiger is cunning, and loyal (Ruddiger is sleeping upside down when he hangs on a tree) (Ruddiger snores then wakes up when he see Max and Pascal coming) (Max distant neighing) (Ruddiger chitters inquisitively) (thrilling music playing) (Ruddiger stops hanging upside down and sits on a tree) (Max stomps a tree twice and two apples fell to Ruddiger's paws) (Ruddiger chitters happily) (Max neighs) (Pascal squeaking when he waves to Ruddiger) (Ruddiger holds two apples while jumping to Max's saddle then he gives one apple to Max) (Pascal and Max turn around) (Ruddiger and Max toast the apples before eating the fruit then they eat) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger leave to find Hamuel) If they could just come together, they would be unstoppable. (Max neighs when leaping above a rock)

I couldn't help but notice you forgot to mention the bird. (tells Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Oh! I didn't forget.

Catalina

But Princess, even if those guys got their acts together, how would they find us all the way up here?

Rapunzel

You're right. (walks to a curtain) Did you say your finger was normal sized when it was outside the shell. (asks Catalina)

Lance

Last stop on our tour, the north balcony. Technically, the last stop is the royal kitchen, but I lost kitchen privileges after the last month's incident. Word to the wise, a meatball catapult may sound like a brillant idea in theory, but in practice... Well, it's a long story. Let's not talk about it, let's just move on. (red rocks rumbling) (people murmuring) (ground cracking) (red rocks rumbling) (old man screaming) Okay, biceps, let's do this! (tries to hold on to an old man that fell from the balcony) (yells) (Rapunzel sees and runs to save Lance, Pascal and an old man from falling) (Lance screaming) (Rapunzel unties her hair then she wraps her hair to the lampost and grunts to save Lance, Pascal and an old man) (Lance, Pascal and an old man fell into a pile of hay) Oh. Whoa! (laugh) (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

I call that move, "the slingshot."

Lance

Give it up for Princess Rapunzel! (tells the people) (Lance, Pascal and townspeople are cheering for Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Ah, just doing my part. (chuckles) (Eugene runs to Rapunzel and asks)

Eugene

Everybody okay?

Rapunzel

We're fine, but we have some new additions. (she and Eugene see the red rocks) (walks to the red rocks and puts her hand on it) Cassandra?

Varian

Now, theoretically, if we sever this chain of rocks, using one of my alchemical solutions, then we can cut off the red rocks' fear power.

Rapunzel

Oh, we can so cut off their power. (turns around to see Pascal on her shoulder then Pascal squeaks)

Varian

You just need a cavern that runs deep enough.

Rapunzel

Deep cavern... (gasp) I know just the place! (she, Varian and Eugene hear a handmaiden screaming when running away from a moth-winged Old Lady Crowley)

Hey! You didn't change the linens!

No, no, no, no! (Rapunzel, Varian and Eugene run to her then they see her frozen)

Rapunzel

(gasp) Oh, no! (touches the frozen maid) It's getting worse. We can't let this happen to anybody else. Your plan starts now.

Rapunzel

It's up to you two to keep the people's spirits up. Remember, you can't let fear take hold of anyone for too long, or...

Eugene

Don't worry, sunshine, we'll think of something.

Lance

Yeah, with us two putting our heads together-- (scream) (Clown-spider laughing) Get away from me, Clown-spider! (he is screaming and running away) (Eugene catches the frozen Ruddiger after Lance tossed Varian's frozen pet into the air)

Eugene

Or I'll be thinking of something at the very least.