Queer Eye for the Straight Guy quotes

The clothes tell a story. Yours is the story of a deranged kick-boxer who still lives with his mother in Queens.

I love mirrors.

We can see that.

Do you know what the magic word is?

Please?

No sweetie... NOW!

You know what, we're laying in a random guy's bed.

I know. Feels like old times.

This is like a bad episode of Soul Train with really bad dancing white people.

I can't believe I'm going to say this, because it's not something I say often in my line of work, but my favorite thing in your living room is your fire hydrant.

I hope he doesn't rush too much shucking the oysters or he might shuck his hand off. That would be a shucking tragedy.

Let me tell you I'm going to have a sushi buffet. That's the theme.

Sushi Buffet. That sounds like a drag queen.

What is that? Wasabi paste?

That's a lot of wasabi.

The kids are going to love that.

That's gonna shut the party down like a bad ferris wheel.

We sold your children to pay for the furniture. I think you'll find it's a better investment in the long run.

[examining Tom's blow-dryer] I know all about good blow jobs, and this isn't it.

The theme in the kitchen appears to be: A bomb went off.

Bro, this place is a shithole, basically.

After you guys tore it up, yes.

No, it was a shithole before we got here.

It was a hole maybe before.

No, it was a shithole. Can you say that? Shithole?

My hole is a shithole. [Kyan smiles] Now. [Kyan stops smiling]

[holding up book] The Idiot's Guide to Beer? Who's that much of an idiot that they need a whole guide to beer?

Life is to short to drink cheap booze.