Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Season 1 quotes

God forbid you drink something at Butch's place.

Come on boys, let's motor!

Cheers queers.

You put a living room where the crack den used to be!

[whispering] I see straight people!

[after getting something waxed] OW!

That was just your ear.

[using a child's telephone] It's 1984. They want their decorations back.

My God, it's like a Toys-R-Us crack den.

Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace!

[sips cocktail] Everybody loves a pearl necklace.

I need a ritalin smoothie to remember all this.

Okay Tom, Thom, the thong and I are going to leave.

I thought they would have made you into some corporate yuppie type.

Who are we? The five fags from IBM?

See? Everything is better in cashmere.

[looks at Kyan in a hat] You're like George. Not George straight, but like George gay.

Where'd you get this shirt?

Uh... K-Mart.

[gasps] Don't use that kind of language around me.

If she says no, you get to marry one of us. So it's a win-win situation.

[looking at glass stained window] Lord please make this window go away.