“Queer Eye for Our Production Guy: Andrew L” quotes from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

ANDREW! You only have two pairs of pants!

There might be some....

There might be some? You don't have a complete inventory of all your couture?

[On his first impressions of Andrew] I was like, "Who's the homeless guy stealing the camera?"

We can rebuild you.

Make you better then you were.

[about a crusty towel he found in Andrew's bathroom] What's this, your dreamcatcher?

Do I look like Ben Affleck?

You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck.