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Queer Eye for the Straight Guy · Season 1, Episode 7

Carson in “Law & Disorder: John V”

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I could get any gay man to cuff me any day of the week, but no, let the real cop do it. [John still can't cuff Carson] I could've fled the scene in like so many ways by now.

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