See? Everything is better in cashmere.
[looks at Kyan in a hat] You're like George. Not George straight, but like George gay.
Where'd you get this shirt?
JJohn
Uh... K-Mart.
[gasps] Don't use that kind of language around me.
If she says no, you get to marry one of us. So it's a win-win situation.
TTed
[looking at glass stained window] Lord please make this window go away.
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