Queer as Folk (US) Season 5 quotes

Justin

There is one thing Pittsburgh has that Hollywood doesn't.

Justin

I don't get why everyone left.

Ted

That's one of the great mysteries of life. How does a bud know when to open? How does a bird know how to fly? Why do queers desert one club for another?

Brian

[About a sandwich advertisement] How do you like, "When you're hungry for a big cock...!"

Debbie

What's up his ass?

Ben

Why don't you find out?

Debbie

I'll leave that up to you.

Brian

Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you?

Justin

You didn't.

Brian

Fags are no different than people. Tell them they can't have something and it's all they want. And they won't give up until they get it.

They'll be a milkshake and a bowl of chicken soup.

Why would I want that?

Because the next time you snap your fingers at me the only way you'll be able to suck anything is through a straw!

Brian

Why don't you do a little work instead of counting who's had work done?

Ted

And the point of that would be?

Justin

To keep your body, mind, and spirit healthy and in shape. Of course, I personally don't need it. I only do this so guys can check out my ass.

Ted

They hired you because they didn't want some stiff straight guy who looks like he has a poker up his ass.

Brian

They wanted some gay guy who looked like he had a fist up his ass.

Michael

Fuck off.

Brian

Nice to see you too.

How long have you guys been together?

Justin

[Brian and Justin speak at the same time] Four years.

Brian

Four weeks.

Brian

The way gay men are obsessed with youth and beauty. An entire subculture convinced that the meaning of happiness is no love handles. How pathetic. How tragic. How profitable.

Justin

[As Melanie and Lindsey argue] Maybe I better go...

Melanie

No, we are having tea, goddammit!

Emmett

Are you sure you should be eating all that?

Ted

What goes in today gets sucked out tomorrow.