Queer as Folk (US) Season 4 quotes

Michael

They [Hunter and Ben] could die just like him and I'd be the one left to pack up their stuff and turn out the lights.

Brian

Just because they're positive doesn't mean they're gonna be the first to go. Hell, it could be you. You could step out in the street, get hit by a Mercedes compressor. So much classier than a bus. Go down to the post office to buy a stamp, get blown away by a disgruntled postal worker. In case you haven't noticed these days, they're all disgruntled.

Michael

I just get scared of the thought of being alone.

Brian

That's how we all came in. That's how we're all going out.

Justin

You go do whatever you have to do for whatever reason you have to do it. I just want you to know I love you. And I'll be here when you get back.

Is it true that gentleman prefer blondes?

Justin

I don't know about gentleman, but dirty old men sure do.

Even better!

Michael

It means I get to sit around a dressing room with a bunch of ladies parading around in their girdles and bras, telling her which outfit looks best.

Ben

Judging from TV, I thought that's one of the few things we queers were good for.

Melanie

Weather sucked.

Ted

But so did the men.

Brian

By the way... I missed you.

Michael

I thought straight actor's didn't take gay roles?

Ted

You can't turn yourself into a failure to make your relationship a success.

Brian

If some asshole named Vic Grassi calls from Hell, you can tell him I'm in a meeting.

Michael

Holy shoot! Did you check out the dick on this kid?!

Melanie

Or not.

Lindsay

That's the umbilical cord!

Melanie

Something tells me a princess is on the way.

Michael

Well it's okay with me if he's gay.

Michael

Is it a class for lesbian mothers? I won't shave my legs, no one will notice.

Michael

Hey, where have you been? I need those panels so I can come up with some dialogue for the evil anal probes.

Justin

How about up your ass?

Brian

It's "the big C," Ted.

Ted

Cocaine?

Brian

It's bigger.

Ted

Crystal?

Brian

Bigger.

Ted

Caffeine?

Brian

It's cancer, Theodore.

Ted

C-c-ca...

Michael

You can't open someone Else's mail. It's a federal offense!

Hunter

I can see it now... I'm on death row waiting lethal injection. This mass murderer who killed 48 babies and ate them asks me what I'm being executed for. I say, "opening Ben's letter."