You guys don't have to whisper, I have 20/20 hearing.
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Brian [to Ted]: That was a lovely testimony... it was worthy of AA... Accountants' Anonymous.
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I could think of so many more interesting things to do with my right hand.
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Sounds like you have no shortage of targets.
I bet you have a few, too.
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[Discussing the latest issue of Rage]
Gratuitous man-sex is one thing, personally I don't mind it...
We know.
But gratuitous violence, that's another story.
Actually, I don't consider it gratuitous. In fact, I'd argue that disturbing as these images may be, they are a legitimate expression of every gay man's outrage of being victimized and therefore can be justified as a passionate and uncompromising work of art.
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Careful Brian, you're dripping. I don't want any stains on the sofa.
Oh! Not yet anyway.
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[To Michael] You wanna bite? And you can have some of my sandwich too...
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I told Ben a lie. A big fat lie.
Okay... who'd you fuck?
No one.
Oh. Then make it quick.
I finished his book three days ago... but I told him I'm still reading it.
That's it? That's the big fat... no. A big fat lie is I won't cum in your mouth.
Just don't cum on the sofa!
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You're not running around the streets with a concealed weapon!
I told you-
-it's necessary, so that you and Cody can be the gay avengers?! Heroes of the resistance? Martyrs to the cause?
We're trying to stop violence before it happens!
By starting it?
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I have no practical skills whatsoever in talking lesbians out of trees.
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Gonna lie there sharpening your claws and feeling sorry for yourself or you gonna get your ass out of bed?
Jesus, Brian, you could at least knock.
If I would have knocked you'd have told me to fuck off.
Fuck off.
Too late! Now then. Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you.
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Whatcha reading pal?
Catcher in the fucking Rye. Ever hear of it?
Variation thereof. What do you think?
I think Holden Caufield's a fag.
Hmm. How do you figure that?
Catcher is a bottom right?
I am going to call the Dean of Carnegie Mellon tomorrow to see if there's a position in the Lit department.
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Say somebody bashes you, nearly kills you. Does that give you the right to go out and do the same?
Of course not.
Why?
'Cause two wrongs don't make a right.
Besides, there are laws.
But what if the law failed to protect you? What if the law doesn't give a shit? Then what?
Then I guess you'd have to take the law into your own hands.
No no no... violence is never a moral option.
But doing nothing... letting someone bash your brains in, it is?... Thus, the conscience does make cowards of us all.
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Daphne [to Brian]: Mind if you hit on me later? I have to talk to you.
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There's only so much fucking your brains out one can do.
… you have a temperature, honey?
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