Michael
I told Ben a lie. A big fat lie.
Brian
Okay... who'd you fuck?
Michael
No one.
Brian
Oh. Then make it quick.
Michael
I finished his book three days ago... but I told him I'm still reading it.
Brian
That's it? That's the big fat... no. A big fat lie is I won't cum in your mouth.
Emmett
Just don't cum on the sofa!
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