As much as I'd like to OD on chocolate-
For a change... I mean...
S4[Episode 403]
S4[Episode 403]
I was always good at numbers... especially cute one's.
S4[Episode 403]
Do you think Rage could help me?
There's somebody you want brought back to life with a blow job?
Me!
S4[Episode 403]
Dean [to Michael about Ted]: There's a lot of things that he's ashamed of. And when he sees you he's reminded of them. You're a reflection of the things he wants to forget.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [to Justin]: How about taking the night off? Even Rage and God get a day of rest.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [to Emmett]: Save your diva routine for your world tour.
S4[Episode 403]
Brian [about Ted]: Well, guess what? Like Jesus and Liza and Judy, he's making a comeback.
S4[Episode 404]
[Brian and Justin walk into Kinetic]
Last time I was here it was No Towel's Night.
A hundred guys must have touched my stiffy.
Mr. Popular. And I'm the only one you fucked.
S4[Episode 404]
What do you say we christen my new office? I have 15 minutes before I have to approve ad copy.
Always the romantic.
S4[Episode 404]
From now on there will be no lewd comments, no more sexual innuendo.
So much for conversation.
S4[Episode 404]
I thought the gay gene provided us all with an innate ability to re-decorate, accessorize, and arrange flowers.
I think mine's recessive.
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What's the matter? Are you scared?
[Laughing] Yeah, I'm incapacitated with fear...
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Mind if I ask you a question, Pastor?
PPastor
Please.
This book, you have to believe all of it, not just some of it, right?
PPastor
That's right.
So, do you like shrimp?
PPastor
Well, as a matter of fact I do.
Because in Leviticus, a few scriptures before that man lying with man is an abomination one, it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish, and shrimp are shellfish, right?
PPastor
What's your point, young man?
I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.
PPastor
Son, you need the Lord. You need to accept Jesus.
Oh, I accept Jesus. It's assholes like you, I have a problem with.
S4[Episode 404]
[Ted is sharing at AA]
I'm Ted, I'm a crystal meth addict.
EEveryone
Hi Ted.
This is my sixth week of recovery. Uh, I guess it all started about a year ago or so, I was struggling with feelings of worthlessness and depression, no longer had the will to go on. So in a moment of despair I decided to try what-
Come on. I need you.
Jesus, Brian, can't you see I'm sharing?
[looks around at the group] It's nothing you haven't heard before. Did drugs, fucked around, hit bottom, regrets it deeply... Let's go.
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You were fucking amazing.
Yeah, I was pretty good, wasn't I?
The way you were going at it... there was no stopping you.
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