Queer as Folk (US) Season 4 quotes

Debbie

Shit, I just called you boys. You're married men now.

Lindsay

At least that's one good thing about not being allowed to marry.

Melanie

Not having to get a divorce.

Brian

Oh, come on officer, they're just a couple of crazy kids who fell in love and got hitched. Give 'em a break.

Did you bring any fruit into the country?

Debbie

Yeah, 250 of 'em. On bicycles.

Ma'am? Do you like smoked salmon?

Debbie

What does that have to do with anything?

Because of you don't shut up, you're going to spend the rest of your life in Nova Scotia.

Brian

Never should have had that second piece of wedding cake. But when the love of your life marries somebody else what choice do you have but to drown yourself in buttercream filling?

Brian

Fuck the doctors and fuck the nay-Sayers. I'm still young. I'm still g-g-g-gorgeous! I'm still hot.

Michael

You know it!

It looks like you've broken your clavicle.

Brian

And it hurts like a motherfucker.

Michael

They'll teach you to cruise guys no-handed.

Good news is it seems like it's a clean break, so it'll mend well.

Brian

Did I mention that it hurts like a mother fucker?

Michael

Is he gonna have to wear a cast?

Because of the way he injured himself, all he can do is rest.

Brian

I'm sure I mentioned that it hurts like a motherfucker.

(exasperated) We will give you some Vicodin for that.

Brian

(relieved) Hear that? Just like Babylon.

Michael

You're not seriously--?

Brian

Yes I am. Seriously!

Ben

But you're seriously injured!

Brian

Can we stop using the word 'seriously'?

Emmett

[reading a map intently] I think we should have taken a left at this little squiggle here.

Ted

I thought you knew how to read a map!

Emmett

Of course I do! You go down here, take a left at 'up yours' and continue on about three miles to 'go fuck yourself'!

Ted

If it turns out we’re hopelessly lost and, for whatever reason, I don’t survive the elements, I want you to know that you have my permission to eat me.

Emmett

Thank you, Teddy. That’s the most generous thing any person ever said to another.

Debbie

Why don't you boys sit down?

Ted

Uh, thanks but we prefer to stand.

Emmett

Bum's are a little battered.

Debbie

Ah, [to Ted] well you I understand. [to Emmett] But you... you're a disgrace to nelly bottom's everywhere.

Vic

By the way, I happen to agree with you. I was damn lucky to get those four extra years. Sure, I'd have liked more. Who wouldn't? But you're going to have a lot more than that.

Brian

Did God tell you that?

Vic

Actually, he told Judy and she told me.

Brian

Judy?

Vic

Garland. They're like this [crosses fingers].

Brian

You mean, God's a...?

Vic

You didn't hear it from me.

Brian

[after asking Justin to move back in with him] And as for the times when you're not around... I wouldn't particularly mind it if you were.

Justin

I've been waiting for you to ask me that since the first night you brought me here.

Ben

[talking to Michael about their marriage] Let me ask you a question. Even if it was real for just a day, was it worth it?

Michael

So worth it! [They kiss]