Doctor
It looks like you've broken your clavicle.
Brian
And it hurts like a motherfucker.
Michael
They'll teach you to cruise guys no-handed.
Doctor
Good news is it seems like it's a clean break, so it'll mend well.
Brian
Did I mention that it hurts like a mother fucker?
Michael
Is he gonna have to wear a cast?
Doctor
Because of the way he injured himself, all he can do is rest.
Brian
I'm sure I mentioned that it hurts like a motherfucker.
Doctor
(exasperated) We will give you some Vicodin for that.
Brian
(relieved) Hear that? Just like Babylon.
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