Queer as Folk (US) · Season 2
Are you listening?
[In tears] I'm listening.
The night Justin was bashed, and I called you and you were about to get on a plane, and you came here and you sat with me for three days, waiting to see if he was gonna live or die; if it hadn't of been for you I never would have made it. It was because of you. You're strong enough for both of us. And you're gonna be strong for Ben.
Emmett [to the Sickle lawyers]: I told you, I never wanted a penny from him. You can take everything. Every cent. But the one thing I won't let you take is what George and I shared. That's mine. And you can't have it.
[To Ted] How do get any work done with all these hot, horny guys around you?
Yeah, if it were me I would have a permanent boner.
Thought you already did.
[Justin is in the shower and Brian steps in]
You scared me.
Relax. It's not that kind of a shower scene.
We just need to be honest with her.
Okay. You do it.
Me, what about you? You were there, too.
I know but you're much better at rejecting people than I am.
Excuse me?
I meant that in the highest form of praise.
Do you like french films?
I've never been.
Never been? Peasant!
It's hard enough loving one person.
But if you're the one that the other two are in love with, you can break both their hearts.
The unthinkable has happened.
Ted Schmidt woke one morning from fitful dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a giant vagina.
I'm immune...
To penicillin? To clever literary references?
To porn!
Brian already is perfect.
Glad you think so.
Hey what size does this come in?
Twink, stud, and bear.
I'll take a... stud?
I'll take two!
[Ted is trying to join a threesome]
You guys are slippery!
Y'know something Ted Schmidt? I love you. [Kisses him]
Don't you guys tell each other where you're going or what you're doing?... I'm just asking!
It's not a psych ward! You don't have to sign out, call in and report our whereabouts, we've even stopped wearing those homing devices.
What if... there was someone else? Someone that he was seeing that you didn't know about?
What if there was?
You'd be okay with that too?
He doesn't owe me anything.
What about the truth?
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